A thread about insane gay dating standards

[big ron]

Such a bonkers story

 

[Lucille]

Obsessed with the discourse over the guy who took 96 loads.

 

[Lucille]

Imagine typing this sentence.

imagine screaming “public health crisis!” over a consensual, documented cumpdump session when we have actual crises like lack of housing

 

[Lucille]

Y’ALL CAN’T BE SERIOUS!

 

[Kratz]

You would think he would have gone for a round 100. Why stop at 96?

 

[Kratz]

What's a 'documented cumdump session'?

 

[Soldi]

Who has the time?

 

[Kratz]

Who has the time?

 

[Joseph]

Apparently it’s meth fueled as well

 

[Lucille]

Apparently it’s meth fueled as well

 

[Lucille]

What's a 'documented cumdump session'?

SHE FILMED IT!

 

[Joseph]

I know that room fucking stinks and that hole is sour

 

[GNL]

You would think he would have gone for a round 100. Why stop at 96?

Critical organ failure?

 

[K.C.]

What does one serve at an event like that?

 

[Lucille]

What does one serve at an event like that?

One would hope ANTIBIOTICS.

 

[Sheena]

96 loads?

ON METH?

Pfffrt…OH PLEASE



























…AMATEUR

 

[Sheena]

How has all this come out…

(Not LITERALLY)

 

[Joseph]

How has all this come out…

(Not LITERALLY)

It’s all over twitter lol

 

[ZenGiraffe]

One would hope ANTIBIOTICS.

and PREPARATION H

 

[Sheena]

It’s all over twitter lol

I realise but based on what?

There’s no evidence- is it just an urban myth?

 

[Sheena]

I mean, DAWSON’S 50 LOAD WEEKEND was probably 20 years ago now, loves, so this is just NATURAL PROGRESSION.

 

[Joseph]

Apparently it’s meth fueled as well

He’s now denying meth usage lol

 

[Lucille]

Spoiler

@keithKILLS_ on Twitter

 

[Sheena]

He’s now denying meth usage lol

View attachment 35646

“That’s not my truth”

SCREAMING!

 

[Sheena]

Imagine being the sort of gay who kicks off about this being appalling/ disgusting/ dreadful.

WHO THE FUCK CARES?

 

[Lucille]

WHO THE FUCK CARES?

GOD I HOPE!

 

[Joseph]

 

[Sheena]

This reminds me- there’s a video with some TWINK so off his tits on meth he’s had to be blindfolded and he’s being fucked by everyone with one guy’s constant cock inside him. He must have had a FAIR FEW, though not 96. It’s fairly well known porn wise.

He gets fisted at the end basically without lube, he’s that full.

As you were.

 

[K.C.]

Ok but what did the invitations look like??

 

[Pipo]

Ok but what did the invitations look like??

 

[K.C.]

Thanks! Did you have a good time?

 

[Joseph]

This reminds me- there’s a video with some TWINK so off his tits on meth he’s had to be blindfolded and he’s being fucked by everyone with one guy’s constant cock inside him. He must have had a FAIR FEW, though not 96. It’s fairly well known porn wise.

He gets fisted at the end basically without lube, he’s that full.

As you were.

The definition of TWINK DEATH

 

[Lucille]

It must’ve literally been this image.

 

[Lucille]

I watched a bit for research purposes, the guy who came in like 27th and started eating his ass?

 

[straightorbroken]

 

[straightorbroken]

Where's the link to watch this?

Found it. Not paying for that.

 

[Dark Carnival]

There was a 75-load story a few years ago on Twitter.
Why stop 4 shy of a 100 though ? Was she FULL?

 

[Lucille]

Would you want be number 97 honey?

 

[Dark Carnival]

I’m curious about the logistics. Did they have a waiting room? Did they know roughly when it was their turn? It must be a nightmare to organise!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Would you want be number 97 honey?

My limit would be single digits.