Sunday is... REVERBEROTIC

Jark

Jark

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I woke up early (I'm at my parents place for a few days having some family time between holidays) and sneaked outside for a cig like a NAUGHTY TEENAGER :disco: then I took a shit that blocked the toilet.
happy sunday!!!
 
Awkward No Way GIF
 
please keep sharing the goods - it makes me feel connected to you guys
 
MORNING LOVES!

I’ve literally just had one of the greatest “HA!” moments in my entire life. Having breakfast in a lovely little Mexican cafe and there’s an older German guy next to me, with probably his son, browsing a rather large football website I can’t mention for legal reasons.

He asks me if I’m “watching the football today” and if I know anywhere local showing it. We get talking a bit. He then starts banging on about the other teams his team will be facing. I correct him, he pompously says “no, no, they are my team, I think I am right” and I get to reply with “well, last night I translated that article you’re reading right there in which it’s mentioned, so I doubt that.”

His jaw dropped, his son creased up with laughter and I’m sat here smug as fuck about the whole thing sipping my oat milk latte like an absolute cunt. :D

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Bloody tariffs (probably)! My tortoise food comes from the US and last time I purchased it (November 2024) cost £18 for a kilo, which lasts six/seven months. Just been on to buy more and it's now £28.50 a kilo.
 
(Also, slight lie- I proofread it rather than translated it myself as my company translated it, but OLD KLAUS DOESN’T NEED TO KNOW THAT)
 
Sheena said:
MORNING LOVES!

I’ve literally just had one of the greatest “HA!” moments in my entire life. Having breakfast in a lovely little Mexican cafe and there’s an older German guy next to me, with probably his son, browsing a rather large football website I can’t mention for legal reasons.

He asks me if I’m “watching the football today” and if I know anywhere local showing it. We get talking a bit. He then starts banging on about the other teams his team will be facing. I correct him, he pompously says “no, no, they are my team, I think I am right” and I get to reply with “well, last night I translated that article you’re reading right there in which it’s mentioned, so I doubt that.”

His jaw dropped, his son creased up with laughter and I’m sat here smug as fuck about the whole thing sipping my oat milk latte like an absolute cunt. :D
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Did you fuck him afterwards though?
 
Sadly he wasn’t HOT DEUTSCHE DADDY, though I’d have had a go on the son to be fair.
 
Sheena's Travelogue of Gay Erotica :disco:



Let's face it there's a market for it!
 
(Edited the original post as I knew there was a GIF for the occasion but I couldn’t work out what it was at the time!)
 
Sheena said:
MORNING LOVES!

I’ve literally just had one of the greatest “HA!” moments in my entire life. Having breakfast in a lovely little Mexican cafe and there’s an older German guy next to me, with probably his son, browsing a rather large football website I can’t mention for legal reasons.

He asks me if I’m “watching the football today” and if I know anywhere local showing it. We get talking a bit. He then starts banging on about the other teams his team will be facing. I correct him, he pompously says “no, no, they are my team, I think I am right” and I get to reply with “well, last night I translated that article you’re reading right there in which it’s mentioned, so I doubt that.”

His jaw dropped, his son creased up with laughter and I’m sat here smug as fuck about the whole thing sipping my oat milk latte like an absolute cunt. :D

unimpressed lady gaga GIF by RealityTVGIFs
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I guess FIFA will be pleased to hear that they have actually sold two tickets to some of the matches.
 
floppet said:
Bloody tariffs (probably)! My tortoise food comes from the US and last time I purchased it (November 2024) cost £18 for a kilo, which lasts six/seven months. Just been on to buy more and it's now £28.50 a kilo.
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Surely only if your US supplier gets it from somewhere tariff afflicted first. Is there anything that would have to be shipped in before moving it on to you?
 
Christian said:
Surely only if your US supplier gets it from somewhere tariff afflicted first. Is there anything that would have to be shipped in before moving it on to you?
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You can only get massive sacks of it direct from US. I buy from a tortoise sanctuary in mid-Glamorgan who buys the big sacks from the US then sells some of it on.

So I'm just being screwed over by the tortoise sanctuary, not tariffs? 😢
 
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