What's in Enya's handbag?

[Joseph]

A 7’’ copy of “Wives Will Always Be The Last To Know”

 

[Inner Smile]

3 tangerines for her juggling act

 

[disneyteletubby]

Yves Saint Laurent lipglosses from 20 years ago

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Rectums

 

[disneyteletubby]

The Enya X Carpenters album cover of the year

(I've listened to a few of the new songs, really nice 70s kind of sound, more like Fleetwood Mac. I might get the album)

 

[Finn]

A fulsome turd from Jark

 

[Finn]

A lock of Osama Bin Laden’s beard hair

 

[Marina Salty]

An inflatable unicorn

 

[Joseph]

Ariana Grande’s ponytail

 

[Finn]

Delia Smith

 

[Finn]

Two M&S melt in the middle chocolate puddings

 

[Finn]

A prospectus for Newton Rigg Agricultural College

 

[disneyteletubby]

A jar of honey from Caviston's Food Emporium ️

Spoiler: She has actually been there/opposite; photo from August 2015

 

[disneyteletubby]

Sunglasses old and new

 

[Shirley]

Superglue, a dead rat and a ticket to ABBA VOYAGE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Superglue, a dead rat and a ticket to ABBA VOYAGE

Rate fast!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A rare, shiny "Dark Magician Girl" card

 

[Tisch]

Schrödinger's cat

 

[disneyteletubby]

A melting Mini Roll

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[disneyteletubby]

Several Garnier Ambre Solaire products (suncreams and tanning lotions ️)

 

[Marina Salty]

A list of future ASFM themes.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Sleeping masks and lavender oil ️

 

[Inner Smile]

A signed autograph from Lisa Riley

 

[Marina Salty]

Her ticket for a jet2 holiday

 

[Inner Smile]

Five gold rings

 

[Lucille]

A calling card for a licensed sex therapist and an NDA.

 

[Joseph]

A small bag of cocaine and a half eaten Mars bar

 

[disneyteletubby]

Aloe vera gel (and a huge aloe vera leaf)

 

[disneyteletubby]

This newspaper's front page

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bombs found in London? By Enya NO DOUBT.

 

[disneyteletubby]

An assortment of still life and life drawings

 

[disneyteletubby]

Cat name tags for Mush-Mush (the Ryans' cat in the 80s) and Pearl (her cat in the Wild Child music video)

 

[Lucille]

The Epstein files.

 

[disneyteletubby]

A very rare picture of her and Ghislaine at a party

 

[Shirley]

Chesterfield

 

[disneyteletubby]

A portable CD player (this type)

 

[Joseph]

 

[disneyteletubby]

They look huge even the small one.

Spoiler: Perhaps tmi

For a flexi sig (I had one in January) when they put the endoscope in was one of the most physically painful/sharp things I'd ever felt...)

 

[Soldi]

Chesterfield

Some of us were born in her CROOKED SPIRE.