Speculate Wildly About Enya (3 Viewers)

[Marina Salty]

Enya is watching Dua Lipa's rendition of Derniere Danse on tiktok and wonders what surprise song she'll sing in Dublin.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Intentionally, in the name of ISIS?

[EDITED FOR TERRORIST TYPOS]

No, nothing to do with the dog on Downton Abbey.

Years of self abuse, it was inevitable she'd POP really.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya finding out about Brian Wilson's passing and very possibly Maddie's remains being found, as well as the muggy weather, left her feeling numb today.
She hung out with Nicky and Roma in the studio, and recreated Beach Boys songs to lift the spirits.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya says of course one of the scariest plane crashes of the decade worsened that feeling, but she's back to neutral (not exactly normal) now.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is practising Spanish, in preparation for a song by an artist that is (at least by songs/albums) significantly more popular on Moopy (and worldwide).

Spoiler: Despite this out-of-the-blue diss, discussing looks 😅

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was wondering what song of hers is deepest (not in pitch, in theme). It was a difficult choice, so then she wondered 'what's the deepest album?' and looked up at a tree, then decided on The Memory of Trees. ♥

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's just shown her slit to a group of teenage exchange students.

 

[Shoat]

Not AGAIN. Mark my words; Enya will be responsible for the next World War when she shows her anatomy to the WRONG students and an outraged Vatican City unleashes hell.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Not AGAIN. Mark my words; Enya will be responsible for the next World War when she shows her anatomy to the WRONG students and an outraged Vatican City unleashes hell.

Oh she's well versed in upsetting the Vatican.

In 1996 she took a huge shit on a photo of the Pope, live on the National Lottery.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is thinking of playing the saxophone and accordion tomorrow for Father's Day.
She would also like to clarify that this performance will not be at the pub.


(Roughly 9 years since Leo's passing; he would've been 100 this year.)

 

[Shoat]

Oh she's well versed in upsetting the Vatican.

In 1996 she took a huge shit on a photo of the Pope, live on the National Lottery.

We should just be thankful the moment she shat DIRECTLY on the Pope was not televised

 

[AGinAg (37)]

We should just be thankful the moment she shat DIRECTLY on the Pope was not televised

I've seen the video. It's powerfully erotic.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is thinking the comment below is the more unbelievable thing — where on earth is that story from, and why does it have the most thumbs up?

I managed to memorise the Enya quote below word for word

"Falling madly in love and getting married would be the most horrific thing that could happen."

~Enya, 1991 (and probably for life)

 

[Finn]

Enya is sad that Jade from Little Mix is yet to achieve mainstream chart success, and urges everyone to STREAM FANTASY BY JADE OUT NOW

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya is sad that Jade from Little Mix is yet to achieve mainstream chart success, and urges everyone to STREAM FANTASY BY JADE OUT NOW

That or Gary Glitter. She believes men are treated unfairly by the media and Glitter is a prime example.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is more into the Ting Tings and is especially enjoying their new track Dreaming.
The music will be more modern, but Enya is also considering something 70s-ish for the title font of her own new album.

 

[Shirley]

Oh Enya not the Ting Tings

 

[Finn]

Enya is consulting her legal team over the accusation that she listens to the Ting Tings in 2025

 

[Finn]

In fact she's SO RILED that she's having to fist Jedward to unwind. One hand up each of them, driving them round the castle like a Harley Davidson

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya thought, that since her sister Moya is a featured artist for this year's Letterkenny Pride, she will consider making an appearance there, along with some potential bangers, next year.

 

[disneyteletubby]

^That's for the Handbag thread

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN

 

[disneyteletubby]

I meant this

A rare shiny "Dark Magician Girl" card

seems more like an item listed in "What's in Enya's handbag?", unless you were speculating wildly that she is the card.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is half watching Later... with Jools Holland. Ludovico Einaudi was just playing, and it made her wonder about going on the show, if Julian invited her.
(Or maybe Enya has turned the invites down when realising it would be a shared event. Turn it up, turn it up...)

 

[Shirley]

Nobody needs a version of Orinoco Flow featuring Jools Holland on BOOGIE WOOGIE PIANO and Enya knows that just as well as the rest of us

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya has spent the morning prank calling Palestinians.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would like to remind listeners that 1985 (not 1984) is back in.
That year, she sang a song written by Charlie McGettigan, one of the Eurovision artists boycotting Israel's participation, (plus sang with and played piano on one of his earlier songs) and backing for three songs by Christy Moore, who vocally supports Palestine. She doesn't have to say a word to show she doesn't support cruelty.

But that also means she does not use the same hairspray as back then.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is chuckling at the Cheeky photo of Gabriela with the waxwork.
Enya herself has turned down several requests of an Madame Tussauds waxwork, knowing she would not be happy with the resemblance, nor the idea of people taking photos with it.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was thinking that if she were to present some reality TV show, it would ideally be about keeping a clean house, as a nod to Kim Woodburn.
(RIP ♡)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's watching Stacey Solomon on such a programme (more about clutter than cleanliness) and didn't realise she was such a control freak.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Enya's watching Stacey Solomon on such a programme (more about clutter than cleanliness) and didn't realise she was such a control freak.

No you are.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's actually vandalising a model railway display.

 

[disneyteletubby]

No you are.

Watching the programme (yes I kind of was, haha) but who's the control freak?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has got used to being her new 'age' a month later, but not any more into being classified as new age. Unless she wins another Grammy, a 5th one would be nice.

 

[Shoat]

Enya doesn't know what a Stacey Solomon is, and wishes she'd never attempted to Google the name, because now the evil algorithms are clogging her phone up with pop-up adverts on Iceland frozen fish fingers, Butlins weekends, ITV2 reality shows, and all other sorts of GHASTLY HORRORS

 

[Marina Salty]

Enya is considering to release a 58 bpm version of one of her greatest hits and rebrand it as Orinoco Slow.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya doesn't know what a Stacey Solomon is

Enya does know what a Mel and Sue is though. (this Children in Need sketch when Britney Spears asks 'what's a Melon Sue?')

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is considering to release a 58 bpm version of one of her greatest hits and rebrand it as Orinoco Slow.

Enya hasn't found out the beats per minute of this version yet

(because it's not worth counting or getting a metronome for, and the online sites aren't working) but it makes her want to see Fred and Daphne fall into the water and leave Velma, Scooby-Doo and Shaggy to just chill, and sail away.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya wants to host the next G7 summit at her castle.

She will shit in Trumps toilet and not flush beforehand.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya asks "why do people also ask this?" and is thankful for the helpful and accurate AI overview.

But of course, when Enya went to live with them when they weren't married, it was made a big deal of.