America's Sweetheart: George Santos (gay + ex-Republican + congressman + expelled + cameo + Lucille's icon + OnlyFans + ambitious mistakes + prison)

[Shoat]

He's definitely not sticking to that if he gets LUIGI as his cellmate

 

[Joseph]

He will fold for a bit of attention and a menthol

 

[Joseph]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sucking that Trump limp dick harder than our Lucille!

 

[Lucille]

The delusions on this girl to think anyone CARES enough to MURDER HER IN PRISON!

 

[jivafox]

If she does get bumped off it’ll only be because she can’t help herself and she’s SCAMMED another prisoner.

 

[K.C.]

But she said she won't be engaging in any sexual activity in prison!

 

[Lucille]

 

[funky]

 

[Jark]

can anyone TWEET FROM JAIL??

 

[Soldi]

can anyone TWEET FROM JAIL??

Euphoria used to LOG ON TO MOPSY!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Tisch]

Kitara Ravanche will slay again one day

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Lucille]

ICON!

 

[Lucille]

The way she was RIGHT!

 

[Soldi]

That POOR WOMAN!

And at HER AGE!

 

[Lucille]

 

[Art Decade]

SOUTH SHORE PRESS EXCLUSIVE: George Santos, My Life Behind Bars

July 25, 2025, at precisely 2:07 p.m., my world changed in a way I never could’ve imagined. That was the moment I walked through the gates of the Federal Correctional Institution Flatiron Satellite Camp in New Jersey.

southshorepress.com

 

[Joseph]

I really hate this bitch

 

[Dark Carnival]

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SOUTH SHORE PRESS EXCLUSIVE: George Santos, My Life Behind Bars

July 25, 2025, at precisely 2:07 p.m., my world changed in a way I never could’ve imagined. That was the moment I walked through the gates of the Federal Correctional Institution Flatiron Satellite Camp in New Jersey.

southshorepress.com

TLDR x

 

[Jark]

chatgpt did a great job of nailing the SANTOS MELODRAMA.

 

[Lucille]

The horrors of wearing POLYESTER!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The horrors of wearing POLYESTER!

CRUEL AND UNUSUAL

 

[Shoat]

Is it the polyester or if being state-issued rather than DESIGNER?

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[funky]

This joke of a fucking country

 

[VoR]

He’ll be on the next series of Dancing With The Stars or my name isn’t VoiceOfReason.

 

[Finn]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I can't decide whether to be outraged and disgusted, or to just put rationality aside and embrace the CAMP OF IT ALL

 

[Lucille]

My BABY is coming home!

 

[Penelope]

MA-MA-MA-MATA HARI!

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Lucille]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A bitch has to EAT!

 

[Lucille]

She can EAT THIS PUSSY!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She can EAT THIS PUSSY!

 

[K.C.]

When is his album dropping and what's the lead single?