Come on Wednesday teleport us to Mars!

[Iguana]

Morning, did I miss anything yesterday?

I went for drinks with a colleague last night at a rooftop bar overlooking St Paul's and it was LOVELY. I love tequila cocktails but this morning not so much

 

[Dark Carnival]

Morning, did I miss anything yesterday?

Not much! Don’t miss the deadline for Family Fortunes which is still happening x

 

[Iguana]

Not much! Don’t miss the deadline for Family Fortunes which is still happening x

Thank you darling! I have already entered and look forward to coming dead last x

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thank you darling! I have already entered and look forward to coming dead last x

Awwww
Have a wonderful day darling x

 

[Sheena]

MORNING GIRLS!

Leg day at the gym, I'm sporting a marvellous new Boss t shirt I found for a fiver in a charity shop that I think makes me look REALLY FUCKING HENCH and, as a result, I got cruised by two gays on the walk from gym to work, so I'm FEELING CHIPPER

 

[Sardonicus]

I'd like to congratulate @Jark on the SMASH HIT THREAD yesterday which really has gotten a lot of DEBATE & DISCOURSE flowing

 

[lolly]

I've been picking and eating blackberries along the river path on my way to work, and managed to get juice down my lovely blouse

 

[Sheena]

I've been picking and eating blackberries along the river path on my way to work, and managed to get juice down my lovely blouse

Just put some more on the other side and make it look like you're trying to accentuate your TITS

 

[Iguana]

I've been picking and eating blackberries along the river path on my way to work, and managed to get juice down my lovely blouse

I seem to be spilling things down everything I own recently. A day with no spillage is a RARE WONDER

 

[BoysForSeles]

Day 3 of being trapped in house as getting new bathroom and kitchen fitted. They’re all coming at different times during the day so as we are gated I have to be here to let them in and out which is a pain.

 

[Generic Account]

It is lovely here today. I have a meeting at 10 and then might sneak out on a hike.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The DEFINITIVE READING

 

[Santaliger007]

Moreing bd eve whoppp lot posts do get me thiusand before midnight bizzy day bike way ant ebike do freeview posh box way get loads scratchcards on luck me firday day after big day infushiin

Pink liger poney club roxs

 

[floppet]

Was outside work having a fag and something was tickling my neck, thought it was my ponytail so swished it out of the way but it was a bastard wasp and it stung my finger. How can stings hurt so much?! I ran shrieking into the office and the painter pulled the sting out for me. It was pathetic, I was so ashamed I've had to go upstairs and apologise to him for my histrionics

 

[Lucille]

the painter

You can’t call the office gay that.

 

[Sardonicus]

Looking at the theatre thread, it appears Mary Whitehouse has been banned along with Ag, & I must say I didn't expect that account to be Ag

 

[Iguana]

We're all actually Ag and one by one we will all be banned.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Suedehead]

Hi girls!

 

[jivafox]

Hi girls!

NICE TO MEET YOU I’M TAMRA JUDGE

 

[Joseph]

Hi girls!

WELL WELL WELL

 

[Shirley]

Looking at the theatre thread, it appears Mary Whitehouse has been banned along with Ag, & I must say I didn't expect that account to be Ag

Can I ADOPT HER PLEASE? I think she has some VERY THOUGHTFUL ADVICE

 

[Joseph]

Instagram just added a REPOST button

 

[Joseph]

And this

 

[GNL]

And thisView attachment 36876

This and close friends stories are a dangerous combo.

 

[Joseph]

This and close friends stories are a dangerous combo.

I do love a green circle