Speculate Wildly About Enya (1 Viewer)

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has been told that she looks like Che Guevara in that photoshoot with the beret. Strangely what comes to mind is some old clip from EastEnders where Cindy mentions 'running to the hills like Che Guevara'.
Enya also hopes that (and dreads the idea of it happening)...

Spoiler

no-one's going to find her in a gay club to be interviewed like Michelle Collins got here (unlikely lesbian; as for Enya...)

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has been reminded that, since we're on page 64 and yesterday was the anniversary of the Abbey Road photoshoot, Nicky Ryan remixed the Beatles song When I'm Sixty-Four as her belated birthday present.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya decided that a new music video of hers requires a cat or two to make an appearance.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is planning an upcoming grand live performance where she sings some operatic Latin-French song, plays piano, and does an impromptu showdance at the end 🗣

Earlier today I had a very vivid dream ...

according to the dream I had this morning.

 

[Joseph]

Insiders say Enya is set to embark on a new journey of rap with her latest album “White Lady Gets The (Orinoco) Flow”

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has been reminded of Honey G from the X Factor, and sees that her latest look, also posted on the DailyMail from an appearance in May 2025, similarly involves a black lace top.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya supposes it's about time Google Maps updates the view of the formerly named Ayesha Castle. There are lovely flower bushes adorning the surrounding walls these days, and the Japanese maple is there too.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya's heart-shaped helium balloon gift is by the doorway. It's still inflated, but the flowers have been relocated.

I have my 20th birthday balloon (very similar) re-inflated and still hanging around, haha

 

[Shoat]

Disneyteletubby it's very kind of you to bestow gifts on our dear lady, but you know that Madame actually prefers GIN and FAGS

 

[disneyteletubby]

Haha that wasn't me leaving gifts, I only wish I could wander past the castle/visit Ireland in general.

Enya just noticed that the ivy ought to be removed from the planters outside her house, so that those pretty little flowers can flourish.

 

[Tisch]

Enya is a trained mental health first aider

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has basically complained herself about poor mental health services:

She is more likely to be a trained beauty therapist, trained by her sister-in-law.

 

[Shoat]

Enya is a trained snail whisperer

 

[disneyteletubby]

Next time there's a new Enya compilation album, Enya hopes a delightful official merchandise item will be curated, like the caps for The Very Best of Enya, and the paint tins with stars for Paint The Sky with Stars.

Spoiler: Picture/video

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has been reminded of the Leaving Certificates that a couple of her nieces are probably getting on 22nd August.

Enya apparently retook hers:

The 16 September 1997 Irish Independent states that she had to repeat her leaving Cert because she didn't get enough points on her exams

but wasn't going to uni after all, and was sailing around the world a decade later ️

She supposes it's nice that some younger Enyas based in Donegal got good results too, so it basically shows up in the AI summaries "Yeah, Enya did very well in her Leaving Cert exams."

Spoiler: As for me

I was considering retaking A Levels since the teachers graded mine, but I was tired of school (and why would I want to retake Chemistry) so got a uni through Clearing instead, and a degree since but no career or even part-time job application success yet.

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya often wonders what life would have been like had she been born a penguin

 

[Shoat]

Enya has been banned from Pets At Home, after being routinely found head down in the aquariums attempting to eat LIVE KRILL as a penguin would.

 

[Shirley]

Enya is EXTREMELY CONCERNED about the potential demise of CLAIRE'S ACCESSORIES, her favourite shop

 

[disneyteletubby]

I got my ears pierced at Claire's and so did my sisters, theirs were roughly £10 more 10 years later for the same gold pair..!

Enya doesn't mind it much, her teen nieces can buy their own styles elsewhere.
Plus her own second ear piercings were self-pierced

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is plotting the time and date for project Victory to emerge

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya thinks 'Nasty' Nick Bateman from Big Brother 1 was just misunderstood

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Enya is considering funding a shot for shot remake of "My Hero", purely to have a version without her arch-nemesis, Ardal O'Hanlon.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would consider Pauline McLynn (the lady from Father Ted, but not as an old lady) as a body double if she made an appearance on an Irish sitcom.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is yet to know that disneyteletubby is the first person since 1988 (and first person from the 21st century) to know of the talking/hidden music during the long intro to Storms in Africa.

(I will post the extraction in the Enya favourites thread when I complete it :-)

 

[Shirley]

In her mind, Enya has already spent the income from her new album on boob implants and a sports car

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is plotting the time and date for project Victory to emerge

Enya feels a weight lifted knowing that people will know it's just another Boadicea sampling, not an Enya song leak.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is yet to know that disneyteletubby is the first person since 1988 [...] to know of the talking/hidden music during the long intro to Storms in Africa

Enya is either grinning or facepalming (or both ) at the fact that at least another hundred people have heard it now. 🎙

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is a little disappointed at Katherine Ryan not knowing that Enya is Irish and thinking she was 'a weird picture of Sinéad O'Connor' but likes what she was onto with the collaboration with Eminem (Stan; Dido's song Thank You).

Enya would never have said yes to that role in the music video though

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would say yes to a cameo in Johnny English 4 though and predicts that it'll be out in 2028, when Gunther is said to be released

Spoiler: This scene in the first one

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is thrilled about The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum (2027) with Frodo and Gandalf returning, and supposes that would be the dream, to be cast as an elf, compose for it, and rightfully win her Oscar.

 

[Marina Salty]

She cannot understand why casting directors are so short-sighted and all the proposals she gets are for playing The Gollum

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya sometimes plaits/braids small pieces of her hair out of boredom. In the autumn and winter it'll switch to tassels on a scarf.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya believes that if the atrocious word 'tradwife' made it to the dictionary this time, there's got to be a classy term to counteract it for next time. She imagines there'll be a word meaning 'songstress, composer and homemaker' someday (besides her own name).

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya still believes tomato is the best part of a salad

 

[disneyteletubby]

One of Enya's upcoming Halloween reads...

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya likes the number 13, and this stylisation:

but she is disappointed.

However, the next album may change things again..

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was also behind this database thing, not to cause confusion (but maybe to stir up the 'new album!' hopes ).
Perhaps the guy didn't originally credit her in the mix, had it called it something else (or Boadicea) so Enya got her victory by requesting it be called Victory.

 

[Finn]

Enya's favourite shop is Whittard's.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya knows it's been a great time for her musically to hearken back to Watermark (and 1988, the time of Watermark) and add more dance-y synth segments to several of her new songs.

 

[Shirley]

Even after all these years, Enya is still wondering WHAT she gonna LOOK LIKE with CHIMNEY ON HER