Kiss Of The Spiderwoman: The Film Of The Musical (J-Lo Oscar pitch 2025)

[Sheena]

The trailer looks fun but I just couldn’t get past the fact her voice sounds too thin for the material…

 

[GNL]

It's not too late to get Catherine Zeta Jones in.

 

[Kratz]

How much do we think this we lose?

 

[Joseph]

 

[Joseph]

 

[straightorbroken]

5 stars from the hard to please Out magazine

 

[Sheena]

"Nobody sings in real life"

Well, including J-Lo to be fair...

 

[Suedehead]

the trailer looks good but it’s just not my cuppa

Oh well I know I will be dragged to see it

 

[jivafox]

“From Academy Award winner…”

The scheming mare is starting the conditioning early.

 

[Jark]

this screams total global box office take €13m

 

[Joseph]

 

[straightorbroken]

 

[Finn]

I was just about to post that very same gif

SORRY J-LO

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Suedehead]

It’s like when they used to get the ones that couldn’t sing on Glee

 

[Joseph]

 

[ButterTart]

The only good thing I have to say about J-LO being in a musical is that it's nice for Ashanti to have a bit of work.

 

[jivafox]

Ben Affleck getting the “I need to make some headlines nobody is talking about my movie” call from JLo

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Suedehead]

Queen ( ) is hitting the promo circuit hard! I have a feeling this may not flop.

 

[dUb]

Critic and audience approval rating both around 60-70% on Rotten Tomatoes

Don’t think that’s gonna cut it for the Academy hun!

 

[jivafox]

 

[dUb]

A disaster.

 

[Jark]

I have a feeling this may not flop.

this was the kiss of death I fear...

 

[jivafox]

Getting your ex-husband to flush $30million down the toilet is quite an impressive petty move!

 

[Ellie]

Does this even have an international release date? I can’t find any info.

 

[jivafox]

Yeah coming straight to Tubi in January!

 

[funky]

"She's gone"

 

[Suedehead]

this was the kiss of death I fear...

Much obliged! Who shall I take aim at next?

 

[Suedehead]

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Her masterpiece

And isn’t it enough!!! To prove today’s the day

 

[Suedehead]

So um… Wikipedia tells me she’s a strong contender / frontrunner for an Oscar nomination!?

 

[funky]

Probably written by a fan. She’s not listed in any of the awards writers’ lists.

 

[jyxz]

There was a digital release yesterday (US Amazon I think…) so it’s widely available if you know where to look

 

[jyxz]

Now I’m a die hard J-Lo hater, but even I am intrigued

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh I'm expecting style over substance and absolutely cannot wait

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm startin'

 

[straightorbroken]

"Kendal, you're late. I need you to help me choose a dress for the GALA"

 

[Joseph]

 

[VoR]

The Oscar buzz continues to build

 

[straightorbroken]

Just gotta wait for the Woman's Own and National Enquirer noms to get revealed and the momentum will be quite something. Well, after they've dug it out its buried grave first of course.