Real Housewives of London - 2025

[Lucille]

Oooh it’s getting QUITE NASTY already. Loved Karen saying she wouldn’t mind going down in a helicopter if the rest of her family is with her

 

[Music]

I enjoyed Panthea saying how disgusting it is to wear red clothing whilst her housekeeper is there in a RED JUMPER! CAMP!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Oh Juliet that is not the sort of music Housewives fans want !

 

[jivafox]

Nessie playing the piano at the window as it’s all kicking off in the minibus. Camp!

 

[jivafox]

"How's all the ozempic you shot into your body going?"
"Pretty good - I've lost 8 kilos."

Amanda finally being activated next week

 

[Tisch]

Finally nearly caught up! Panthea wracking her filofax in her brain for some vague six year old drama is truly iconic, but omg I couldn't be in her presence for more than five minutes.

Amanda an instant fave.

Am I mad or are there two Juliet's in the title both with accents, one of which we haven't seen at all yet? I wonder if there was a Mary SLC situation where they filmed with a few "friends" before settling on someone?

Moment of the season so far is Amanda's housekeeper taking a picture of her and saying "big thighs " totally unprovoked afterwards

 

[jivafox]

Yes there’s an American Juliet that joins next week.

 

[Halli]

I might have to start this. Had given up on anything housewives really.

 

[Music]

Next week looks fantastic!

 

[Lucille]

This is a HOOT and excited for the evil Juliet to join next week.

 

[Lucille]

If Karen really did make up a story about being abandoned at age 9 to prove some kind of point

 

[Iguana]

This is a HOOT and excited for the evil Juliet to join next week.

We keep seeing her in the taglines and being like WHO IS SHE?!

Having two Juliets is going to be INTERESTING

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh this picnic!

 

[Music]

Panthea just sitting there laughing and loving it was all of us!

 

[Lucille]

Oh thank God for Juliet!

 

[Lucille]

Amanda really is QUITE WICKED isn’t she?

 

[jivafox]

Amanda sent Juliet spiralling without breaking a sweat. A PRO

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What subtle product placement

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I know we shouldn't speculate on people's marriages but...

 

[Lucille]

Amanda really is UNRAVELLING, do we think she had a LESBIAN affair with Juliet’s friend?

 

[jivafox]

Oh Amanda has some DARK WICKED SECRETS I'm sure of it and will probably live to regret doing this show.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

One of us should go on a fact finding mission to see what the tattle fraus have on Amanda

 

[Lucille]

Poor CAKE HOUSEWIFE abandoned without a plot line and forced to do the SKY PRODUCT PLACEMENT in order to stay in the episode.

 

[Lucille]

Also are ALL their husbands quiet reserved extremely wealthy British homosexuals?

 

[Lucille]

Clearly all thought marrying their fabulous BFF 20 years ago would get MUMMY off their back and now they’re stuck with the consequences.

 

[jivafox]

Amanda a TRANS ALLY (possibly)

 

[Lucille]

Ok I’m team Amanda again and suspect she senses the innate WICKEDNESS within the Juliets.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[jivafox]

Amanda deciding she was going to ruin the night just for funsies

"When haven't I had a job? You STUPID IDIOT."

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The women reacting like she'd just called her a CUNT when she actually just called her a PEABRAIN

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Amanda is the most insecure housewife I've seen in a while!

The way the CV comes out the moment criticism is so much as hinted at!

 

[jivafox]

Amanda is legendary and demonic! The way she sent Juliet AND Panthea packing with absolute ease, and even had some left over to whack poor old Nessie the next morning.

 

[Suedehead]

I'm a bit behind on this
Episode 3 now

Can't stand Panthea

 

[Suedehead]

Amanda Hive let's rise

 

[Suedehead]

Chill out love
Chill out
Have another drink

 

[Iguana]

Amanda is just insane at this point. I am loving to hate her. I thought she was going to be the voice of reason but holy shit, she is delulu!

 

[Lucille]

Just catching up and it must’ve been real hard for the editors to find a scene where Dorinda could finish a sentence! That one shot of her pouring a Diet Coke (into her grey goose) isn’t convincing nobody!

 

[Lucille]

“I knew you when you were living in a BASEMENT FLAT waiting for your settlement to come through”

“It’s was a 2-floor MAISONETTE in EATON SQUARE!”

 

[Lucille]

Amanda is truly VILE but I did laugh at “Go back to your RAT INFESTED AREA!”

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She has SUPERNATURAL POWERS given to her by GOD