Was Ellen DeGeneres evil?

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BBC News - Ellen DeGeneres: I moved to the UK because of Trump

Ellen DeGeneres: I moved to the UK because of Donald Trump

The TV star makes her first public appearance since moving to the UK the day after Trump's re-election.

www.bbc.com

 

[K.C.]

 

[Soldi]

Why does the thread title make it sound like she’s DEAD.

 

[Shoat]

SHE IS SPIRITUALLY AND ETHICALLY AND TO DAKOTA JOHNSON

 

[K.C.]

Is she the most evil lesbian?

 

[Ellie]

Is she the most evil lesbian?

Aileen Wuornos might be in the running.

 

[K.C.]

Aileen Wuornos might be in the running.

Nope. Still not as evil.

 

[Lucille]

The bullying worked girls.

 

[Lucille]

I note she’s trying to sell it for £7.5 million more than she paid for it a year ago

 

[Lucille]

Despite being on 43 acres they’re selling because there’s apparently not enough room for Portia’s horses. How many fucking horses does she have exactly?

 

[Lucille]

Oh it seems the nuclear bunker is their new home and this is just another £15 million house they have spare.

THE WICKEDNESS!

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[ZenGiraffe]

Wait, she bought two homes for a four year trip abroad?

VILE

 

[aquaplex]

Why does the thread title make it sound like she’s DEAD.

Or somehow became kind

 

[Jark]

can we revert the thread title to the correct PRESENT TENSE form of to be, please? we know she remains evil.

 

[K.C.]

I always assumed it's implying that she's 'over', but she's clearly not?

 

[Jark]

well she is a bit. she doesn't work anymore and is universally disliked.

 

[Shoat]

The idea that the unemployed can't be evil!

 

[Sheena]

well she is a bit. she doesn't work anymore and is universally disliked.

That’s not actually true. I happened to notice on social media that she was performing over here at least and lots of positive fan response at the very least…

 

[Lucille]

Yes I’m sure a very expensive comms consultancy is pushing feelgood clips of her early noughties talk show to perma depressed late millennials.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Iguana]

WE DON'T WANT HER!

 

[Iguana]

(I'm not from Milton Keynes but I feel confident speaking on their behalf)

 

[lolly]

I see she isn't straying far from the Cotswolds

 

[Lucille]

She can’t leave Portia alone overnight in case she tries to ESCAPE!

 

[Tisch]

What even is the show? Her just MOANING?

 

[jivafox]

Something about the evil Ellen Degeneres facing the wicked Milton Keynes roundabouts seems so right to me.

 

[Shoat]

Perhaps this is the only way to contain her evil - seal her on a Pink Punters bus as it goes around in eternal loops around Bletchley

 

[K.C.]

And STAY OUT.

 

[Tisch]

COME 2 NEWPORT PAGNELL!

 

[Agneeta]

COME 2 NEWPORT PAGNELL!

No thanks

 

[lolly]

Lots of tickets available here. Surprised she's playing Bristol AND Bath and diluting the West of England lesbian massive.

 

[jivafox]

Shall we do a Moopy outing?

 

[ButterTart]

"Ellen Degeneres is coming to Milton Keynes"

Never have I read a sentence so utterly devoid of light.

 

[Lucille]

so utterly devoid of light.

Have you tried looking into her eyes?

 

[Tisch]

"Ellen Degeneres is coming to Milton Keynes"

Never have I read a sentence so utterly devoid of light.

SO glad you're back

 

[K.C.]

A Moopymeet at an Ellen show?!

 

[AlgoAlex]

A Moopymeet at an Ellen show?!

There's a lovely Thai restaurant in Milton Keynes I can recommend

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

Even her wax figure was evil (trigger warning for the second slide)

 

[jivafox]

Oh no

 

[Jark]

my god