Wednesday accepts middle age

[funky]

Where is the daily thread?

I had to mark this occasion mopsy - today is the first day that I have officially picked up my reading glasses and put them in my pocket for my evening out

No more holding a menu against the wall!

Only about FIVE years late, mind.

 

[Sheena]

More importantly, from a middle aged point of view, an evening night out on a WEDNESDAY?

 

[big ron]

More importantly, from a middle aged point of view, an evening night out on a WEDNESDAY?

Senior discount.

 

[lolly]

Reading glasses?

Get back to me when you've got high blood pressure and a bunion.

 

[octophone]

I have reading glasses but I also have different reading glasses for when I'm wearing my contact lenses.

 

[Sheena]

Senior discount.

FUNKY IN OAP FISH AND CHIPS PORTION SHOCK

 

[Agneeta]

I'm Ag

 

[Agneeta]

But you knew that already.

 

[floppet]

Where is the daily thread?

I had to mark this occasion mopsy - today is the first day that I have officially picked up my reading glasses and put them in my pocket for my evening out

No more holding a menu against the wall!

Only about FIVE years late, mind.

Holding a menu against the wall?! I just used to take a picture then zoom in on my phone.

 

[floppet]

FUNKY IN OAP FISH AND CHIPS PORTION SHOCK

It's called Pensioner Special in this neck of the woods

 

[Sheena]

It's called Pensioner Special in this neck of the woods

FLOPPET IN ASKING FOR SCRAPS NON SHOCK

 

[RJN]

Poor wednesday.

I guess I did just post in the wrong days thread. But in fairness, I am on vacation. Which does indicate I'll probably have covid when I get home...

 

[Agneeta]

Pls send scraps

 

[floppet]

FLOPPET IN ASKING FOR SCRAPS NON SHOCK

NEVER! Scraps are disgusting. I do like chippy gravy on my chippy fish though, or curry depending what mood I'm in.

 

[RJN]

I should have come back as Visit Jaywick

 

[lolly]

Oh the years I spent convincing myself that I couldn't read menus because the light in the restaurants was too dim. Or it was a ridiculous ink colour contrast. Or a stupid font

My distance vision still appears to be fine, at least.

 

[octophone]

I'm Ag

Yeah, we guessed. Hello.

 

[Agneeta]

Yeah, we guessed. Hello.

Oh I know. I knew as it was being BIG REVEALED.

 

[big ron]

I'm Ag

 

[big ron]

MEDIUM REVEAL WEDNESDAY.

 

[funky]

More importantly, from a middle aged point of view, an evening night out on a WEDNESDAY?

I’m off to see QUEEN ANNIE LENNOX talk about her new book!

When I’m in London I go out every night - there’s parts of me that still forget I’m middle aged

 

[RJN]

I’m off to see QUEEN ANNIE LENNOX talk about her new book!

Quintessential Gen Z behavior

 

[funky]

Holding a menu against the wall?! I just used to take a picture then zoom in on my phone.

I’m not yet SKILLED in the ways of the oldies, but I’m sure it won’t take me LONG

 

[dmlaw]

Did nobody get raptured then?

Of course, if the non-believers are left on Earth to experience a time of tribulation and suffering, chances are that the Rapture happened in about 2016 and we didn’t notice.

 

[Agneeta]

No one coming to Cardiff?

 

[Soldi]

No one coming to Cardiff?

Cardiff is out

 

[Rita]

Oh I know. I knew as it was being BIG REVEALED.

OMG WHO??

 

[Rita]

Also, welcome back Visit Ag. How long did you manage in the end?

 

[Joseph]

I'm Ag

Girl, we been knew

 

[octophone]

Did nobody get raptured then?

Of course, if the non-believers are left on Earth to experience a time of tribulation and suffering, chances are that the Rapture happened in about 2016 and we didn’t notice.

Everyone who got left behind is inedible.

 

[Joseph]

A co-worker thought he was being funny and said “I guess the dick suckers didn’t make the list LOLOLOLZ” so I was like oh so you suck dick?

He walked away mad and confused haha

 

[Agneeta]

But you knew that already.

Girl, we been knew

 

[Star]

Where is the daily thread?

I had to mark this occasion mopsy - today is the first day that I have officially picked up my reading glasses and put them in my pocket for my evening out

No more holding a menu against the wall!

Only about FIVE years late, mind.

Men are the WORST. Never admit they need reading glasses.

 

[Eddie]

And I was feeling depressed about receiving my first reading glasses prescription!

 

[Star]

And I was feeling depressed about receiving my first reading glasses prescription!

I hope you got Kylie frames

 

[Eddie]

I hope you got Kylie frames

I haven't got anything yet.

 

[Eddie]

I intend to style it out for as long as I can.

 

[Rita]

Men are the WORST. Never admit they need reading glasses.

I’m not sure if it was your intention but this just cut me up. Funky searching for the daily thread and then you saying about men being the worst for accepting they needed glasses was just

 

[big ron]

I CAN SEE FINE THANKYOU

 

[big ron]

Ears are fucked though.