Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

[Tisch]

Such exciting fashions this week!

Ooh I hope this means more Bronwyn COSTUMES

 

[jivafox]

Lisa is at her best worst when she is backed into a corner and scrabbling, but Bronwyn stomped on her HARD this episode and didn't even break a sweat.

 

[Music]

Bronwyn annihilated Lisa, though gout dick sucker was

 

[Suomi]

Lisa is at her best worst when she is backed into a corner and scrabbling, but Bronwyn stomped on her HARD this episode and didn't even break a sweat.

Bronwyn annihilated Lisa, though gout dick sucker was

Came in here to exalt Bronywn’s performance - impressive!

 

[supermassive]

This show is so incredible, to the extent this is a non-event episode but has this rampage

 

[Apoca]

The first two episodes of this season? They’re truly entering prolonged peak Housewives, we’re talking Atlanta S3-S6, RHONY 3/7-10.

 

[jivafox]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

...those are terrible

 

[Music]

Meredith's said in the most monotone voice

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This clarity lunch is the most @THEY CALL ME GAJA's coffee morning coded thing ever televised

 

[Apoca]

“I don’t go low, I am just Barlow” was RIGHT THERE.

 

[supermassive]

Angie is the first Housewife in Housewives HERstory to have being GREEK her storyline now that's ΜΙΤΕΡΑ

 

[Suedehead]

BRONWYN has not come to play this season and I'm here for it

 

[Suedehead]

The first two episodes of this season? They’re truly entering prolonged peak Housewives, we’re talking Atlanta S3-S6, RHONY 3/7-10.

SING IT SISTER

 

[Suedehead]

Word on the blogs is that Bronwyn is actually sitting on the Mother Toilet this season!

 

[Tisch]

The editing last episode was SHADY. Dedicating the first 20 mins to Bronwyn's parents' illnesses and Angie's dad escaping the Nazis all while Evil Lisa organises her ambush lunch.

The flight at the end between her and Whitney - most explosive HW fight ever? It seemed a WHISKER away from getting physical

 

[Iguana]

Yes I really thought Whitney was going to throw a punch! Which would have been a shame to give Lisa the victim card. I guess Whitney's hilling journey isn't going so well

Bronwyn has EVERY comeback, she is so much more intellectually capable than Lisa that it's almost an unfair fight.

The cast is FIRE right now

 

[Iguana]

Athough once again I'm not sure what Meredith is doing there - she seems like a "friend of".

 

[supermassive]

In the latest episode there's more drama and 'moments' than a whole season of RHOBH

 

[ZenGiraffe]

You do French Fries

I do FRANCHISE

 

[Music]

They really are on such a winning streak with basically every season apart from S3 which was still good but nowhere near the brilliance of the others.

SEASON RANK!

S5
S2
S4
S1
S3

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Resuming the latest episode.

Bronwyn's mother is WICKEDNESS INCARNATE

 

[supermassive]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The way Britney pounced on Angie's house sale!

So MESSY

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm not doing anything ILLEGAL with SOUP

 

[Apoca]

Not the WIND TUNNEL

 

[supermassive]

I ΔΟN’Τ ΔO ANYTHING WITH ANYONE WHO SELLS SOUP

 

[supermassive]

Fun

 

[jivafox]

Oh my fucking god

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not FARTGATE

 

[Suedehead]

That iconic shot of Lisa at the end of this episode though

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That iconic shot of Lisa at the end of this episode though

ART!

 

[jivafox]

Waterbender I fucking canNOT

 

[jivafox]

 

[supermassive]

Um her power??

 

[Suedehead]

JESUS I DO!!!

 

[Iguana]

And people* thought MARY was the saviour.

*By people I mean Mary

 

[supermassive]

Also BIG LOVE to Britanni for owning her DICKPIG truth I

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Suedehead]

Ok so I’m just going to say it ..



QUEEN OF POP!!!!