Thursday has its view ruined

big ron said:
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It VERY MUCH has crossed my mind, but then that's blatantly going to get me in trouble.

I'm going to have a bash tonight with my allotment tree loppers, but I don't think they'll get the purchase to be able to manage cable ties.
 
I need to reach them for either scenario- not sure how I could vandalise the flag without vandalising the lamppost, which would get me into trouble.

And as for being safe, well, we'll worry about that when it comes to it. More important is removing the fascist nonsense from outside my flat.
 
From what? It's sadly not reachable from the balcony but is right outside my window.
 
Flick a lit match at it. These things are very cheap and therefore, very flammable.
 
The ones not far from me are already disintegrating, thats what you get for patriotically buying shit from Temu
 
It’s bloody SODDING here today. Not ideal when I have just been for a BOUNCY BLOW.
 
In BETTER news, the company that has moved in next door to my offices appear to have my GYM CRUSH (well, one of them) in their employ, which is VERY GOOD NEWS for the eyes, less for me bothering to do any work rather than hanging about the hallways in the hopes of seeing him.
 
Anybody remember Jive Bunny? Just playing his Greatest Hits CD.

Everybody loves the Bunny. 3 No.1's in a row...
 
big ron said:
If I am perfectly honest, I don't like cocaine all that much.
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I have never ever had any illegal drugs. Just don't interest me. My late daughter had cannabis at uni as it was in her system when we got PM report but didn't contribute to her death. So much at uni.
 
We had some East Cowes Paladin group hand Union jacks up in one of the towns on the island, the local road people who work for the council had to take them down a few days later. Much to the disgust of a lot of islanders 🤦🏻‍♀️
 
These days, Paladins are for those that dress as dwarves to have a miserable time.

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FOR THE KING ALLIANCE
 
If the Paladins who go around hanging flags from lamp posts head into a Wetherspoons afterwards, won’t they lose all of their magical powers?
 
Mr Sheena reckons our tree loppers will make light work of the flags, so we’re going to have a go either tomorrow or Saturday.
 
Also, they magically disappeared overnight! Someone has shinned up I reckon as all the cable ties are still there. Going to keep the loppers in the car just in case.
 
Someone painted one on a mini roundabout here. Obviously didn’t realise paint needs to dry and as a result it looked like someone had been MURDERED.
 
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