Lana Del Rey - Stove* (Jan 2026)

[POP!]

 

[Penelope]

Is this actually called Stove?!?

 

[octophone]

Is this actually called Stove?!?

I think his name's Jeremy.

 

[Joseph]

 

[jivafox]

No

 

[Dark Carnival]

No, Lana, he looks like a fucking ashtray.

 

[Dark Carnival]

(And he’s MAGA, like you probably )

 

[Pipo]

she took him out of a dumpster swamp and took him to Fashion! Week? QUEEN

 

[Jark]

she's deranged. horrible taste in men. queen.

 

[POP!]

Now this is a lewk mama

 

[Iguana]

Oh she is SERVING!

 

[Pipo]

a clear recession indicator

 

[Tisch]

The wait for NFR felt much longer but I've just looked at it was just 2 and a bit years. I think because it was touted and delayed so many times. Tunnel still feels fairly "new" to me, but I'll never say no to new Lana, so STOVE NOW please!

 

[Jark]

it feels like fucking FOREVER

 

[octophone]

Rumours she's expecting have been fluttering about but the same is being said for Lady Gaga so who knows.

 

[Tisch]

Rumours she's expecting have been fluttering about but the same is being said for Lady Gaga so who knows.

She's pregnant with STOVE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

If I’m being honest girls, my stove has been only mildly hot at best for Lana for a while now.

 

[Pipo]

 

[POP!]

It was also slated to come in September 2024, and then May 2025, and we know how that went!

 

[octophone]

I think she's going to do a full Cardi B MAGA turn before the record comes out.

 

[POP!]

Still no Stove but at a party with Kendall Jenner, Hailey Bieber and Sydney Sweeney

 

[Jark]

looking absolutely sensational

 

[Art Decade]

I might've known it would be red.

 

[Suedehead]

I think she's going to do a full Cardi B MAGA turn before the record comes out.

Did I miss something? Cardi B is not MAGA is she? I know Nicki Minaj is..

 

[octophone]

Did I miss something? Cardi B is not MAGA is she? I know Nicki Minaj is..

Oh. Yeah. You may well be right about that.

 

[Jark]

no BARDI SLANDER in this house PLEASE!

 

[POP!]

Probably horse shit but some German website is reporting a new album will be released on streaming Jan 30.

Elsewhere, insiders are reporting something is coming Feb 6.

 

[Jark]

I don't even want this album anymore. the vibes around it are bad.

 

[POP!]

I don't even want this album anymore. the vibes around it are bad.

I’m sure it will evolve into something else at this point (Hopefully) . the tracks we have heard so far are ok but nothing great.

 

[Pipo]

It'll be her WORST album ever

 

[octophone]

Probably horse shit but some German website is reporting a new album will be released on streaming Jan 30.

Elsewhere, insiders are reporting something is coming Feb 6.

Feb 6th would make sense because that could be what spooked Robbie Williams.

 

[octophone]

It'll be her WORST album ever

Worse than the one of her fucking poetry? And yes, I bought it.

 

[Iguana]

I loved her poetry book, but hated that the audio version was only a SELECTION.

I am 0 excited about Stove

 

[VoR]

I do love the inevitable phase of a Lana Del Rey album release cycle when all her fans decide that they actually HATE HER*.

*then immediately backtrack when the album comes out

 

[Jark]

oh we love it too honey

 

[Dark Carnival]

It'll be her WORST album ever

I HATE IT ALREADY!

 

[Dark Carnival]

LDR album rank

1. Honeymoon
2. Born To Die
…
13. Lana Del Rey (?)
14. Stove

 

[Pipo]

I am 0 excited about Stove

Me too.
Although I agree with VoR's statement from above, my gut says it'll be different this time. The singles so far have been straight-up meh, and that so-called "country music" concept just leaves me cold.

 

[octophone]

She might have ditched the whole lot and that's been the delay.

Alternatively, she might be about to release an absolutely howling 20-track country epic that makes The Life Of A Showgirl sound like Dark Side Of The Moon.

 

[POP!]

I liked Bluebird fine but I’m hoping that is the bottom third of the album. It’s all a bit Blue Banisters. I need a NFR or Ultraviolence after the long wait. I think she binned Ultraviolence’s original recording when she basically redid it all with the Black Keys guy. I imagine something similar happened here based on the three album title changes and the fact that it was originally promised for 18 MONTHS AGO.