Celebrity Traitors (UK) S01E01

[Agneeta]

Completely forgot about this.

I'm marginally excited.

 

[Sardonicus]

Wondering who the MERYL of the series will be.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wondering who the MERYL of the series will be.

 

[Lucille]

Omg I was about to say.

 

[FetchFugly]

Big Brother will have to keep tonight.

 

[Agneeta]

Hi!

 

[Sardonicus]

Joe Marler gratuitous shower scene pls

 

[Agneeta]

I forgot how iconic people there are in this.

 

[Lucille]

This rugby player troll trade.

 

[FetchFugly]

I forgot how iconic people there are in this.

There was something about seeing them all squished together in the back seat.

 

[Lucille]

Quite big tits.

 

[GNL]

I like that Charlotte has dressed as somebody set to be FEASTED ON by a vampyre.

 

[FetchFugly]

Celia Imrie has a shield. Quite right too.

 

[Lucille]

The old woman is safe.

 

[GNL]

Oh he's talking about KNITTING already.

 

[Music]

Tom to be murdered first please.

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh Celia must be a traitor.

 

[FetchFugly]

The celebs seem proportionally more inclined to traitordom than the civilians. Possibly not a surprise.

 

[GNL]

Paloma trying to pretend she's not a WICKED, WICKED WOMAN after what she put Sonia off EastEnders through.

 

[FetchFugly]

Claude is really CLIP CLOPPING round that table.

 

[FetchFugly]

Surely Alan's going to be terrible at this.

 

[Agneeta]

Alan Carr is going to be a TERRIBLE TRAITOR!

 

[FetchFugly]

Cat Burns seems to be a bit of a bolder personality than her music suggests.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Alan Carr is going to be a TERRIBLE TRAITOR!

Clearly picked for the entertainment value of how shit he will be…

 

[Agneeta]

No BREAKFAST?

 

[Lucille]

No BREAKFAST?

I wonder if there’s will be from TESCO?

 

[Agneeta]

Well Clare made herself look like a TIT

 

[Sardonicus]

Getting Where's Wally vibes from Tom's COMFY JUMPER

 

[FetchFugly]

A face touching murder seems pretty testing.

Poor sweaty brow Alan is going to burn bright but too briefly.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

That was so fun!

 

[AlgoAlex]

Alan’s I’m going to be worse than Linda

 

[Agneeta]

I don't want to lose Alan because he's a lot of fun, but he's so everpresent on TV that it wouldn't really matter.

I guess Ruth the least interesting if we want to lose one at this stage.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Alan is fun and I want him around more than half of them there, but I’m afraid he’s the first traitor out!

 

[Lucille]

Remember even LINDA managed to bumble her way through several episodes!

 

[Generic Account]

I want Alan and Nick Muhammad around forever.

 

[Agneeta]

The other traitors are good choices. Celia would have been a treat.

 

[Agneeta]

 

[rhythmbandit]

Joe Marler gratuitous shower scene pls

Here's a preview :

 

[ILL ADVISED]

6.1 million overnight

 

[Jacques]

I have no idea who Ruth is but I'm up for getting to know her a bit.

If they're getting rid of a woman because of the face touching, go for Lucy. She wasn't seen much.