Celebrity Traitors (UK) S01E02

[Agneeta]

Very excited now

 

[FetchFugly]

I'm very much looking forward to a murder and a banishment.

 

[Finn]

I'm very much looking forward to a murder and a banishment.

This has reminded me of how inessential last night's Uncloaked was without either of these. Just VERY BORING TELLY

 

[FetchFugly]

This has reminded me of how inessential last night's Uncloaked was without either of these. Just VERY BORING TELLY

It felt like they spent most of the episode debating whether Alan was going to be a good Traitor or not. They could have covered a few more of the celebs.

 

[Agneeta]

This has reminded me of how inessential last night's Uncloaked was without either of these. Just VERY BORING TELLY

Minah was fun.

 

[SvalaWuzRobbed]

Yes it was, rather boring without murder or banishment. I consider Minah and Harry to have some GRAVITAS on the sofa as Traitors, but Wilf thinks he's so good, despite the only reason he hung around so long being they were so stupid and put him on a pedestal

 

[FetchFugly]

There was more opportunity with Paloma.

 

[Lucille]

Paloma Faith DEAD!

 

[Agneeta]

I kinda expected that.

 

[Lucille]

What is Johnathan’s ENSEMBLE ABOUT?

 

[Lucille]

POOR PALOMA!

 

[FetchFugly]

Kate Garraway does have an incredibly loud voice.

 

[disneyteletubby]

I am kind of watching this, funny that they're thinking Kate Garraway is the traitor

 

[FetchFugly]

They are all giving incredible reactions

 

[Sheena]

NOT PALOMA

 

[Sardonicus]

Alan to bumble through in a giggling panic to the BITTER END pls.

Kate's choice of overacting at any given opportunity is bizarre.

 

[Lucille]

Tom is such a DEMON TWINK.

 

[GNL]

"I love the green!"

Okay Regina George!

 

[FetchFugly]

"Stirring the pot" came off so SNIDE

 

[Ellie]

Claudia’s veil

 

[Agneeta]

The outfits!

 

[Sheena]

CLAUDIA MINCING ABOUT IN HER WIDOW’S WEEDS

 

[GNL]

All the BAFTA TV awards for the wardrobe department.

 

[FetchFugly]

Paloma's outfit in the coffin

 

[Ellie]

Tom’s face in reaction to Kate’s “that is FLABBERGASTING”

 

[Agneeta]

Mark Bonner in the kilt

 

[GNL]

I didn't have Kate Garraway being the CAMP ICON of the season.

 

[rhythmbandit]

I love how absurd and overblown the funeral is.

 

[GNL]

Natalie Cassidy offering to pay for the cremation as we speak.

 

[Lucille]

Mark Bonner is the kilt

RIGHT?

 

[Sheena]

I’d fuck a fair few of this cast. What IS it about Nick Mohamed?

 

[Sheena]

(I mean, every 80s gay boy would HAVE to have a go on Celia…)

 

[Sardonicus]

Thanks to Alan for reading Tom for his LIMITED VOCABULARY

 

[Lucille]

Read the dumb CUNT!

 

[FetchFugly]

And flabbergasted is very much something that Kate Garraway would say.

 

[Lucille]

I’d fuck a fair few of this cast. What IS it about Nick Mohamed?

There’s at least 5 I’d have a go on before Tom.

 

[GNL]

There’s at least 5 I’d have a go on before Tom.

I'd have a go on the Claudia stag-head before Tom.

 

[Ellie]

There’s at least 5 I’d have a go on before Tom.

A sign of maturity.

 

[Sheena]

Oh SHUT UP STEPHEN, you pompous cunt

 

[GNL]

Sherlock Holmes wasn't REAL you STUPID SLUT.