Tuesday, by contast, does have wifi

[octophone]

Hurrah!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

FOR NOW

 

[Sardonicus]

IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE WI-FI OR THE INTERNET OR PHONES OR ELECTRICITY OR RIGHTS FOR GAYS OR WOMEN IN POSITIONS OF POWER & WE WERE GLAD OF IT

 

[Soldi]

My car broke down on the way to work. Having to be towed on the motorway is NOT fun. I’m back in bed though now with an unexpected day off

 

[Agneeta]

When I was a lad we didn't have cars. We had balloons and hats and were grateful for it.

 

[Sheena]

We had PAEDOPHILES, RIPPED UP PORN IN PARKS and WHITE DOG POO and LIFE WAS NEVER BETTER.

 

[octophone]

OK, this has turned into the Four Yorkshiremen sketch.

 

[Sheena]

OT: Can I find a pair of disco socks? CAN I BUFFALO.

 

[big ron]

VERY VERY TIRED

 

[big ron]

I had a big old weekend and both Ms Ron and I decided to take Monday off to recover.

So what did we do? Go out for a swanky lunch and get proper pissed.

Now I feel worse.

 

[Sheena]

That's EXACTLY the way to do it, though

 

[Nancy]

Have I slipped into some kind of alternate timeline? Justin Trudeau is gay, isn't he? I remember a big thing about gayness being made when he became the leader of Canada.

 

[Agneeta]

Have I slipped into some kind of alternate timeline? Justin Trudeau is gay, isn't he? I remember a big thing about gayness being made when he became the leader of Canada.

Nope.

 

[big ron]

That's EXACTLY the way to do it, though

3 day weeks are the new 4 day weeks

 

[Sheena]

3 day weeks are the new 4 day weeks

I just CAN'T BE ARSED at the moment either. It's quiet (ish) and my project manager has more than enough capability to get everything done himself. I'm just procrastinating on the VAT return and pretending to do the odd bit of work, but really I'm just farting about on the internet

 

[Nancy]

This is all very bizarre. Who am I thinking of then ?

 

[big ron]

I just CAN'T BE ARSED at the moment either. It's quiet (ish) and my project manager has more than enough capability to get everything done himself. I'm just procrastinating on the VAT return and pretending to do the odd bit of work, but really I'm just farting about on the internet

Autumnal vibes init.

 

[big ron]

I just want to drink tea under a blanket and sleep

 

[Sheena]

Yeah, I guess. I suppose I always get a bit LAZY around now- more than usual, anyway. I just let things tick along rather than actually push anything forward. I suppose I shouldn't beat myself up about it.

 

[dmlaw]

This is all very bizarre. Who am I thinking of then ?

Leo Varadkar, the former Irish Taoiseach, seems the most likely.

 

[Kala]

This is all very bizarre. Who am I thinking of then ?

Leo Vardakar, the former Taoiseach of Ireland? Xavier Bettel, the former PM of Luxembourg?

 

[Finn]

This is all very bizarre. Who am I thinking of then ?

Larry Grayson

 

[Nancy]

Oh yes, it was probably Leo.

It really threw me when I saw Katy with Justin.

 

[Nancy]

Larry Grayson

SHUT THAT DOOR

 

[big ron]

This is all very bizarre. Who am I thinking of then ?

Boutros Boutros-Ghali

 

[big ron]

Willie Nelson

 

[big ron]

Mahatma Gandhi

 

[big ron]

Mary Whitehouse

 

[big ron]

Dangermouse

 

[big ron]

3 individual portions of dundee jam

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SNAGGLEPUSS

 

[big ron]

Mercury (the planet)

 

[big ron]

 

[big ron]

Frank Robinson aka Xylophone Man

 

[Agneeta]

Mary Whitehouse

#FREEMARYWHITEHOUSE

 

[Santaliger007]

Get in thre me sorted i bit miffed why post count same on england

Trexs are kool