ASFM Worldvision IV - The Ambassador's Reception

[ButterTart]

19. Mongolia

I love Mongolia because...

Ghengis Khan’t ​

 

[ButterTart]

Mongolia are our incumbent winners so they're HOTLY TIPPED.

 

[ButterTart]

20. Ukraine

I love Ukraine because...

of the stunning Zelensky's​

 

[Tisch]

17. Greece

I love Greece because...
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of Wild Orchid (Άγρια Ορχιδέα)​

VoR's poem to Floppet was GREEK?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

20. Ukraine

I love Ukraine because...
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of the stunning Zelensky's​

 

[ButterTart]

No, I definitely didn't fuck the numbering up and then edit the last few with the mod powers I otherwise never use.

 

[Tisch]

20. Ukraine

I love Ukraine because...
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of the stunning Zelensky's​

@Finn

 

[ButterTart]

21. Argentina

I love Argentina because

of our SPORTING HONESTY AND INTEGRITY​

 

[ButterTart]

We did it, lads! We got a football avatar on Mopsy!

 

[ButterTart]

22. Sweden

I love Sweden because...

of "Torso" (I don't know why he called it that when it's CLEARLY A VAG.)​

 

[ZenGiraffe]

21. Argentina

I love Argentina because
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of our SPORTING HONESTY AND INTEGRITY​

Can someone translate this into homosexual please?

 

[ButterTart]

That concludes tonight's fabulous reception. Please retrieve your coats from the bed in the back bedroom and leave through the kitchen door so the other countries don't see you and get jealous that they weren't invited.

Tomorrow's VIEWING GALA will be live from the Travelodge, Stratford Upon Avon, and will start at 7pm in the evening (Not the 7 that happens in the morning; the other, less shit one), British Clock Time. Until then, Au Revoique

 

[win_the_game]

Can someone translate this into homosexual please?

Something about fisting the ball into the back of the net

 

[Tisch]

22. Sweden

I love Sweden because...
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of "Torso" (I don't know why he called it that when it's CLEARLY A VAG.)​

RIPPED

 

[ButterTart]

Can someone translate this into homosexual please?

Charlotte's (Maradona) about to devastate bussies with the key change in 'The Girl' (score a goal) - she can clearly manage the note (head the ball) and thus destroy the universe without breaking a sweat, but she instead brings on Ed Sheeran to do it for her (twat the ball with his hand). Everyone gasps and screams but nothing is done to punish her for this transgression and she wins anyway.

 

[ButterTart]

If you're still unsure, remember the golden rule of hand ball: 'fists are for my arse, not my balls'.

 

[ButterTart]

Just realised the UK, France and Japan are entirely absent which might be a first for any ASFM, let alone Worldvision.

 

[Agneeta]

Everyone avoided the UK? A credit to the players in this round.

 

[jyxz]

OBSESSED with the file names btw

It’s giving emerald-ique, gold-ique, Ruby-ique and even ique-ique

 

[ButterTart]

It’s giving emerald-ique, gold-ique, Ruby-ique and even ique-ique

I forgot people could see file names and now you have a glimpse into the things I do to briefly amuse myself.

 

[Kate]

Apols for the eleventy hundred notifications you’ve just got, @ButterTart (have another)

I’m out tonight but will catch up THURSDAY.

 

[Indie]

This is all very exciting. I wonder which country I am.

 

[ButterTart]

This is all very exciting. I wonder which country I am.

I’m sure it will remain just as much of a mystery once we’ve heard the songs.

 

[funky]

12. Italy

I love Italy because...
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this is all happening in Italy​

Why do I feel like someone entered this contest just to use this

 

[funky]

This is all very exciting. I wonder which country I am.

If you find out please don’t tell us. Rules are rules.

 

[funky]

Charlotte's (Maradona) about to devastate bussies with the key change in 'The Girl' (score a goal) - she can clearly manage the note (head the ball) and thus destroy the universe without breaking a sweat, but she instead brings on Ed Sheeran to do it for her (twat the ball with his hand). Everyone gasps and screams but nothing is done to punish her for this transgression and she wins anyway.

Did you just use Ed Sheeran in a gay analogy?

 

[ButterTart]

Did you just use Ed Sheeran in a gay analogy?

As a representative of something terrible and illegal.

 

[jyxz]

Mongolia are our incumbent winners so they're HOTLY TIPPED.

Oh I think that was ME!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh I think that was ME!

It was

In keeping with your policy of winning every contest I host.