Celebrity Traitors (UK) S01E04

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

 

[Music]

Hoping for a Jonathan Ross banishment tonight!

 

[GNL]

 

[PercyPig]

Come through for us Ruth!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I forgot Ruth was in danger

 

[Agneeta]

WE'RE SO RANDOM

 

[PercyPig]

Oh Joe Marler isn’t bald

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh Joe Marler isn’t bald

It would be preferable if he was!

 

[PercyPig]

Nooooooooo!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Agneeta]

NO!

 

[Music]

FFS!!!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BANISH JONATHAN

 

[PercyPig]

They’re just voting off people who are getting more screen time

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What an outfit to die in though

 

[Lucille]

OMG

 

[Sardonicus]

Alan & Cat to push the DOUBLE BLUFF theory pls

 

[Sheena]

I think it’s a good move- both for the traitors themselves and for The Traitors as a show. It leaves things entirely open.

 

[GNL]

Lucy is ALL OF US.

 

[Agneeta]

What a SENSATIONAL OUTFIT

 

[Lucille]

I think this is going to backfire on Johnathan and that’s why Cat AGREED TO IT.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

CARRY ON TRAITORS

Well YES!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Jonathan is going in way too strong, he must be a goner

 

[Lucille]

Joe’s lovely eyes.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Joe’s lovely eyes.

And lovelier THIGHS

 

[Lucille]

I didn’t know CC was an ACTIVIST! What’s she ACTIVIST-ING?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

Trying to understand this task after 3 glasses of wine.

 

[Lucille]

Excuse me.

 

[GNL]

I didn’t know CC was an ACTIVIST! What’s she ACTIVIST-ING?

She's pro-Jezza, pro-Gaza, anti-BIG OIL, and all round EARTH MOTHER.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Celia must be protected at all costs

 

[Agneeta]

Celia Imrie is fucking iconic

 

[GNL]

Celia Imrie IS a very distressed cat.

 

[Lucille]

The Shakespearean training.

 

[Lucille]

It sounds like a later Grimes song.

 

[Lucille]

This one’s giving Enya towards the end of a disastrous dungeon session with Florence Welch.

 

[Agneeta]

This one’s giving Enya towards the end of a disastrous dungeon session with Florence Welch.

Need to hear the leak

 

[PercyPig]

Pin EVERYTHING on Jonathan now

The straws don’t need clutched so hard today

 

[Lucille]

Want Joe to pound my hole until it looks like one of his ears.