Celebrity Traitors (UK) S01E04

How the actual cunt did Jonathan only end up with one vote out of all that?
 
“She was such a good faithful”

And what’s the odds they ignore all her thoughts and vote Lucy out next time? :D
 
I was so gutted that Ruth was sent home so early on. She is much needed.

I am still loving Alan and Celia and especially Nick Mohammad, who just seems to be floating along happily in his Celia hero worship.
 
They really are being far too nice; I'm glad Claudia called them out on it.
'I'm voting for Charlotte because she's so BEGUILING'
'Nick has lovely soft hair so I just wondered if that means he's a traitor.'
''Claire was the purest soul that ever lived and I'll be putting my hand over the kettle tonight as penance for thinking ill of her'

Tom, Ruth and Tameka were the ones most likely to inject a bit of poison into the round table and they've all fucked off.
 
They’re relying too much on what they know of that person already.

Yes you’d all make fabulous traitors so start disregarding one would be better than the other.

Also a Joe Marler and Alan Carr travelogue please
 
I really am enjoying them getting it totally wrong, frustrating but living for the reactions after the round table.
Cat is very impressive and Alan has come into his own after the SHAKY start as a traitor.

Love Charlotte but she's got so much CONVICTION getting it completely wrong :D
 

I don’t know where JR has been for the last couple of years (and I don’t really care) but all this exposure has randomly reminded me of Paul Ross’s random drink n dogging exposé and subsequent relationship with a man.

 
I really am enjoying them getting it totally wrong, frustrating but living for the reactions after the round table.
Cat is very impressive and Alan has come into his own after the SHAKY start as a traitor.

Love Charlotte but she's got so much CONVICTION getting it completely wrong :D

Charlotte feels like the one who is going to go off the rails/ angry at someone most. She can't BEAR being nominated.
 
Is Claudia the highest paid BBC presenter yet what with this AND Strictly?
 
Alan's "If Kate doesn't come down for breakfast, people will just think she's gone into a broom cupboard by mistake" had me howling.

Also loved the dramatic ending of the banshees coming for the three on the murdered shortlist :disco:

I really wish this was three eps a week, and the BBC had better not try keeping the civvies series to two a week when it's back in Jan. Just as the momentum builds there's a FIVE DAY WAIT FFS
 

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