Celebrity Traitors (UK) S01E06

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Lucille]

If they don’t get a traitor tonight then they all need pushing in the sea.

 

[Agneeta]

They're fucking useless.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Those who left early (I’m looking at you Tom) are lucky to not look as dumb as those who remain.

 

[Dark Carnival]

SILENCE PLEASE!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oooh, a BOX

 

[Ellie]

Great acting from Alan there!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oooh, a BOX

Claudia’s BOX

 

[Agneeta]

He's genuinely SERIOUSLY GUTTED.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Celia a GLASSWARE SNOB

 

[Lucille]

I don’t like this glass, I’m sorry I CAN’T STAND IT.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don’t like this glass, I’m sorry I CAN’T STAND IT.

She’s right, it’s UGLY!

 

[Lucille]

It’s very me when I get a G&T in a ridiculous goblet.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

She’s right, it’s UGLY!

My gran had glasses like that.

VILE. (and slightly YELLOW because she smoked indoors)

 

[GNL]

What a HORRIBLE Winehouse cover.

 

[Sardonicus]

Love the IMMEDIATE DISMISSAL of Kate as any sort of threat from both Alan & Cat

 

[Lucille]

Alan DYING to kill Stephen!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Shall we just get on with it and kill him

YES ALAN

 

[Ellie]

“So what’s a knighthood when ya DEAD?”

 

[Lucille]

Alan cackling, it’s definitely Stephen!

 

[PercyPig]

Love the IMMEDIATE DISMISSAL of Kate as any sort of threat from both Alan & Cat

They’ve made her

I hope she wins

 

[ZenGiraffe]

They’ve made her

I hope she wins

Don't be ridiculous

 

[ZenGiraffe]

No!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Alan cackling, it’s definitely Stephen!

She really can’t contain herself!

 

[Lucille]

OH FFS KILL THE OLD POMPOUS QUEEN!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Though yes it's the best choice

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh well, I liked him but he was a bit useless.

 

[Lucille]

Why is Joe W strangely RIDABLE?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Why is Joe W strangely RIDABLE?

Bitch you'd ride TRUMP

 

[PercyPig]

It’s a real testament to the casting whenever someone goes it’s like “noooo they should have been in it for longer”

 

[Lucille]

CRY JOE!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

LOVE THIS JUMPER

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Does Alan hate Stephen?

WHO COULD BLAME HIM

 

[Dark Carnival]

OH FFS KILL THE OLD POMPOUS QUEEN!

Alan agrees!

 

[Lucille]

Does Alan hate Stephen?

WHO COULD BLAME HIM

oh ABSOLUTELY!

 

[PercyPig]

It’s a good job he had Alan to save him from that awful “joke”

 

[Agneeta]

I note the five people at the start of the credits - Jonathan, Lucy, Stephen, Nick and Celia are all still in. Could the finalists be hidden in plain sight?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Nick bang on the money with that strategy

 

[Sardonicus]

MASTERFUL dramatic pause from Celia

 

[Dark Carnival]

Bless Celia’s heart!