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Suedehead

Suedehead

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Sometimes a girl needs to look at Madonna and see her for the fake she is. Her influence on women killed them and harmed them.

If Madonna never cared about my career or my woes, I owe her nothing
 
I'd like to say thank fuck it's Friday, but I'm working this weekend so FUCK THAT
 
Whilst I'm thinking of sacking this afternoon off :disco:
 
Deffo the rat. People underestimate the size a rat can get to. That said, squirrels are faster than you think and could get out of there in a split second.
 
octophone said:
Deffo the rat. People underestimate the size a rat can get to. That said, squirrels are faster than you think and could get out of there in a split second.
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That’s not fighting tho. That’s running away like a cowardy custard.

Definitely rat for the win
 
jyxz said:
That’s not fighting tho. That’s running away like a cowardy custard.

Definitely rat for the win
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So we're imagining this as a fully consenting, pre-arranged fight? Yeah, still going with the rat.
 
Oh hi Moopy, I go to Australia in 57 days ish :disco:

Just two more months of fudge making 💪🏻
 
Rats are hard as fuck, live in the seedy underworld, battling day in, day out to survive the relentless onslaught of the urban machine.

Squirrels are the private school children of nature. Living in trees, posing for the camera and living on gifted nuts and organic fucking ACORNS.

Rat would batter the squirrel cunt hands down. TKO.
 
big ron said:
Rats are hard as fuck, live in the seedy underworld, battling day in, day out to survive the relentless onslaught of the urban machine.

Squirrels are the private school children of nature. Living in trees, posing for the camera and living on gifted nuts and organic fucking ACORNS.

Rat would batter the squirrel cunt hands down. TKO.
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Alright Peaky Blinders.
 
I've just worked out, that I'm sleeping about 10 hours a day at the moment, and this upcoming work will take up about 10 hours of my day. I don't like those numbers.

I'm going to have to take up caffeine again.
 
big ron said:
Rats are hard as fuck, live in the seedy underworld, battling day in, day out to survive the relentless onslaught of the urban machine.

Squirrels are the private school children of nature. Living in trees, posing for the camera and living on gifted nuts and organic fucking ACORNS.

Rat would batter the squirrel cunt hands down. TKO.
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Disagree. Squirrels are very intelligent animals, due to their private education, and will be armed to the teeth. The rat would easily fall into their traps.
 
K-C said:
Disagree. Squirrels are very intelligent animals, due to their private education, and will be armed to the teeth. The rat would easily fall into their traps.
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Bullshit, squirrles live in a world wrapped in cotton wool.
 
Why come at squirrels when they're just smart enough NOT to hang around in sewers?

Rats are just seedy little addicts. Chuck 'em some smack and their anyone's.
 
Now that's quite a right wing take on the natural world. But then I ask WHO IS TO BLAME for the repression of rats? FOXES? CROWS? BADGERS?
 
Agtifa said:
Why come at squirrels when they're just smart enough NOT to hang around in sewers?

Rats are just seedy little addicts. Chuck 'em some smack and their anyone's.
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Not coming at the little lord faultnorys, but just pointing out they couldn't take on a rat even if they were a mob of 5.
 
big ron said:
Not coming at the little lord faultnorys, but just pointing out they couldn't take on a rat even if they were a mob of 5.
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Please. Even a squirrel after a bottle of red and a belly full of nuts could take a rat down.

Rats on their diet of antibiotics piss, mouldy food, smack plus their addiction to poison traps could barely stumble INTO a fight.
 
I will be a squirrel, if the squirrels are burned
I'll be a rat, if the Pumpkins are shut down
 
I once saw a squirrel on a low branch eating a nut, so I went up close to look at it. I swear this squirrel looked me dead in the eye and then lobbed that nut at my forehead as hard as he could. Evil!
 
I would wager that even in a closed environment, the squirrel simply outruns and evades the rat, until the rat dies of some flesh-eating disease, or gets distracted and eats some poisonous berries that the squirrels are smart enough to ignore.
 
Sheena said:
Have you got rid of the shop now then?
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Nope, we do have someone interested in it but nothing else. We're closing in January, and getting a staff member to run it in February.
 
Haha I like both squirrels (and varieties of squirrel) and rats, but I see the rat winning, they're no nutters. :D
 
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