I sent a photo to the local paper and they've since published three articles and my WhatsApp has exploded. Quite a fun morning!Saw a car crash into my local Tesco this morning. It's all go round here.
I would imagine it isRude.
He meant cocaineAnother parent has sent me a message asking me to 'drop him a line'
What does that even mean? Call him? Surely him messaging me is dropping a line?
What ha- happened ??Urgh he's calling me now
It’s been raining heavy ALL DAY here and isn’t due to stop until tomorrow afternoon. It’d better not interfere with my planned day drinking session in town![]()
Oh my local is rammedI just ventured out to the chippy because I AM A HERO and every bar/pub I passed was DEAD. Its fucking wild here.

That was my mission. Didnt hate it but then I ate a big piece of weed brownie earlier and the cold was a nice way to rouse me out of the stuporIt's been pissing down all day here until about an hour ago. I'm at the point of cabin fever now so may just go for a walk which feels ridiculous, but at least I can come back with wine and chocolate.
What ha- happened ??