The OFFICIAL Victoria Beckham topic (1 Viewer)

[Pipo]

Cooked fish and steamed rice

 

[Halli]

Muller yoghurt and sea salt. Not bad, just not much of note.

 

[straightorbroken]

That last sentence sounds like a generous albam review from Hello magazine back in the day.

 

[Eddie]

She has a new fragrance. What WOULD she smell like?

Mothballs

 

[K.C.]

This is most Caucasian interview I've ever watched.

 

[straightorbroken]

Watching this after Strictly. Omg.

 

[Pipo]

Victoria is media-trained so so heavily within an inch of her life that nothing about the whole family seems natural or spontaneous at all. I know it's her "brand" or whatever but she makes it look exhausting to be her.
I guess she'll still be referring to her sons as her KIDS by the time she's 70, she's a step away from being a grandmother she has to let them go at some point, I bet Harper is counting the days until she moves out on her own and finally gets her ears pierced and a neck tattoo

 

[Jark]

she's a step away from being a grandmother she has to let them go at some point

she's fucking 50 love and your own kids are always THE KIDS even when they have THEIR OWN!

 

[Joseph]

This is most Caucasian interview I've ever watched.

I love Vic but this was a drag to watch.

 

[Pipo]

she's fucking 50 love and your own kids are always THE KIDS even when they have THEIR OWN!

I Can see Brooklyn becoming a parent VERY soon, I Was not being ageist hun!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I bet Harper is counting the days until she moves out on her own and finally get her ears pierced and a nack tattoo

omg! Can't wait for Harper to release her version of Not Such An Innocent Girl just to piss off her mother!

 

[K.C.]

Would you consider her your woman of the year (and 10 others)?

 

[Pipo]

Fair play to her she's featured with OTHER 2,203 women so go Vic!

 

[Pipo]

This wouldn't surprise me one bit.

Of course, Victoria is a HORRIBLE person, and perhaps David is too, but to a lesser level, though I never read anything bad about him.

Sources told TMZ that Brooklyn and Nicole are “fed up” with how Brooklyn’s “toxic” and “narcissistic” parents, David and Victoria Beckham, treat them.

An insider claimed that David, 50, allegedly “verbally berates” Brooklyn, 26, on the phone.

The source shared that Victoria, 51, allegedly immediately sent Peltz, 30, a loving text so there’s no proof that the soccer superstar “didn’t just scream at Brooklyn for an hour.”

The TMZ source said about Peltz, “She always talks back to them and stands up for Brooklyn”

Brooklyn and Peltz, according to sources, are “devastated” by his parents’ “performative” behavior

 

[Rita]

Brooklyn didn’t turn up to David’s 50th celebrations but offered to meet him privately. David refused and would only meet him if he met the family publicly. WTF.

 

[Jark]

Romeo dating Brooklyn's ex is hilarious. if they're savvy there'll be a fly on the wall Netflix doc about this drama although I imagine queen vic will want to keep the drama IN HOUSE. it sounds like tmz's source is Brooklyn himself.

 

[Pipo]

The Beckhams have worked and spent hard to curate a family brand; if they were so terrible as parents or their kids total train wrecks, it would have been press fodder forever.

Victoria hasn't spent the last 30 years turning herself and David into "Brand Beckham", micromanaging their whole perfect power family image, just to let some nepobaby GOLD DIGGER come and fuck everything up

 

[Joseph]

They are all nuts but what a beautiful group

 

[jivafox]

Is Victoria’s unreleased “Open Your Eyes” album worth a listen?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is Victoria’s unreleased “Open Your Eyes” album worth a listen?

!

 

[Joseph]

Is Victoria’s unreleased “Open Your Eyes” album worth a listen?

I mean it’s Vicky B so not essential but fun just to hear once

 

[K.C.]

This is all EXACTLY how I imagined Victoria's family would be.

 

[Pipo]

This is all EXACTLY how I imagined Victoria's family would be.

Wait till you read about the awful things poor Ginger Bluebell Madonna has to go through at Geru's Mansion before she's off to school.

 

[Pipo]

Is Victoria’s unreleased “Open Your Eyes” album worth a listen?

 

[Rita]

Brooklyn didn’t turn up to David’s 50th celebrations but offered to meet him privately. David refused and would only meet him if he met the family publicly. WTF.

Is this actually TRUE?

 

[supermassive]

Geri should mediate, she seems to be very level headed and good with dealing with conflict.

 

[Pipo]

Is this actually TRUE?

I only saw articles talking about the first part, no idea if the second part happened. They were photographed at David's party last weekend sans Brooklyn cause the pics were all over the Spice FB Group but they were more concerned that none of the other girls were invited

 

[Pipo]

Lady Victoria unleashing the VOX 13 years later



they should have ad-libbed LICK THE TOAD while they were at it.

 

[straightorbroken]

That song has aged like fine wine. Vicky B is clearly dropping so many hints as Keisha B might say.

 

[Pipo]

That song has aged like fine wine. Vicky B is clearly dropping so many hints as Keisha B might say.

I do love "Ever After Like The Sun" or whatever it's called.

 

[straightorbroken]

I do love "Ever After Like The Sun" or whatever it's called.

She must spend hours of frustration on Spotify, poor Mel.

 

[Halli]

this was cute and lovely. Geru at home in white seething and practicing a Mi Chico Latino accoustic

 

[Sheena]

Lady Victoria unleashing the VOX 13 years later



they should have ad-libbed LICK THE TOAD while they were at it.

Better than anyone ever could have imagined it would be…

 

[Agneeta]

Now who does Cruz remind me of?

 

[Suedehead]

The most overrated "gay" icon ever.

 

[Suedehead]

(Victoria, that is.)

 

[Suedehead]

WHAT ABOUT HER DRY SENSE OF HUMOUR though I hear some basic gays whine.

To which I can only say FUCK OFF.

 

[Jark]

oh just let your head go, madame

 

[dUb]

Big at Brooklyn’s insta story

 

[Loufoque]

I believe him.

Cut to her announcing an SG5 tour to shore up the "brand".