Random Kylie 2025 stuff (feat. shoe puns)

[Agneeta]

Oh, so she’s going to scam her way into the UK Top 5 using Alexa, just like Ellie Goulding, Jess Glynne, Sam Ryder and Tom Grennan did with their Amazon exclusives. Brilliant.

And she deserves to.

 

[Voodoo]

And she deserves to.

It’s one way to guarantee it won’t become a Christmas staple, since no other streaming service will touch it once it becomes widely available.

 

[Nancy]

The song is called XMAS

 

[lolly]

She won't get a Christmas staple anyway. But I'm not opposed to her scoring a cheat hit. Rather her than most.

 

[Agneeta]

Kylie can cheat within my marriage and I'd thank her.

 

[Voodoo]

Kylie's manager: How many times do you want to re-release your Christmas album?

Kylie: Yes.

 

[Halli]

Oh, so she’s going to scam her way into the UK Top 3 using Alexa, just like Ellie Goulding, Jess Glynne, Sam Ryder and Tom Grennan did with their Amazon exclusives. Brilliant.

Who gives a shit if she does that, she's PAID her DUES

 

[Eddie]

Who is Voodoo and why do they hate Kylie?

Anyway, I can't make sense of this, least of all why this album is being released by Parlophone.

 

[Voodoo]

Who gives a shit if she does that, she's PAID her DUES

She should earn it organically.

Even Michelle McManus could land a Top 3 Christmas hit if Amazon handed her an exclusive.

 

[Agneeta]

Who is Voodoo and why do they hate Kylie?

Oh don't ask.

 

[Voodoo]

Who is Voodoo and why do they hate Kylie?

Anyway, I can't make sense of this, least of all why this album is being released by Parlophone.

I actually love Kylie. No one could "hate" her. I just think she's very business-savvy.

It is released on Parlophone because BMG dropped her the original album was also released by them.

 

[Joseph]

 

[Finn]

Ooh she did a MEDLEY

 

[Eddie]

Including Celebration.

 

[Finn]

I didn't say it was a good medley

 

[Nancy]

Keir bopping away in the front row

 

[Halli]

what a bitch not performing 'xmas'

 

[lolly]

 

[lolly]

I'll be buying the Bea & Eugenie cover, obvs

 

[Halli]

 

[Agneeta]

Gutted for you that it's not BBC Breakfast.

 

[Eddie]

The One Show has always been @Halli Ho Ho Hoe 's fallback.

 

[Shirley]

I'm just pleased to know that HELLO MAGAZINE still EXISTS

 

[lolly]

RADIANT

 

[Halli]

Stunning

 

[Eddie]

What rhymes with la la la, la la la la la? Kevin Killian, the poet obsessed with Kylie Minogue

He wrote poems named after Kylie songs and named his collection of erotic fiction after her indie album. He even loved the B-sides. So what did the avant garde writer find so inspiring about the mini Melbourne marvel?

www.theguardian.com