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Indie said:
visitor numbers down at "The World of James Herriot"
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I know the world's a scary and difficult place right now, and it often feels like things are getting worse, but let us journey back to Indie's original post of 2011 and spend a moment to celebrate the changing fortunes of The World of James Herriot

 
Fucking. Hell.

www.thetelegraphandargus.co.uk

Bradford artist creates model of how she believes Madeleine McCann would look now

A Bradford artist has created a model of what she believes Madeleine McCann would look like now - aged 21.
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Isn't the point of sniffles to find people to fuck over a tree/in a canal underpass/in the loos at Westfield? I fear they've made a crucial error in their communications.
 
By implication, this means that all of the area not in the red ellipse is a cruising ground. Have fun, guys!
 
ZenGiraffe said:
Oh, so whoever made this sign knows what sniffies is? :eyes:
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This is blatantly a gay. We had something similar local to me ages ago, with a website ofsome gay pointing at pictures of used condoms on the SHEENA MEMORIAL CRUISING GROUND.
 
The hilariously homophobic coded Telegraph article is TOP NOTCH though. It’s hard to pick out a favourite, obviously aimed at winding the readership up part:

“Lola Pony, 34, performance trash artivist and music alchemist”

“A video of the counter-protest showed four men exposing their bottoms as a blindfolded man squeezed their cheeks in a competition of “whose bum is it anyway?” while police officers watched on”

“Nestled in the woodland, some distance away from the footpaths and open areas that are often packed with runners, buggies and picnickers, people meet at all times of the day for sexual encounter”
 
Oh, the Telegraph comments. I enjoyed the one from a man with an obviously Jewish name banging on about the decline of Judeo-Christian values only to immediately be told that he means Christian values because we have never been a Jewish country.
 
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Disposable vapes ban: Why people are stockpiling ahead of June deadline

Some disposable vape users say they are stockpiling, worried about what they will do after the ban.
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Cara Hallinan says she and many of her friends are feeling very nervous about the looming disposable vape ban.

In fact, she says: "I'm not sure what we are going to do."

"With everything else going on in my life, what if I forget to recharge my vape? And then I wake up one morning without a vape, or I run out of charge at work?

"I'm used to the ease of being able to buy a disposable one when I need."
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THAT POOR WOMAN.
 
When are we getting the CARA AID charitee single?

Does Cara buy a new mobile phone every day just in case?
 
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