Speculate Wildly About Enya (5 Viewers)

[Bypass]

Enya has glued her hands to her genitals.

 

[Bypass]

Enya now has openly gay genitals.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has glued herself to Diane Abbot

 

[Bypass]

as a result Enya now has diabetes

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has just opened a franchise of Happy Eater, which is actually a cover for a child sex ring. VV will be attending.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya disapproves of 'ageist music supremacists' (ageism can go both/multiple ways, like racism) but also doesn't like whatever's in at the moment.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya disapproves of 'ageist music supremacists' (ageism can go both/multiple ways, like racism) but also doesn't like whatever's in at the moment.

Finally some sense.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya likes half of the Christmas Top 10 from 1985. Wham! deserved it all and Whitney deserved better (and Peter Auty instead of Aled )

Interesting snippet I saw this morning from 1985 Smash Hits. First time the bookies took bets on the Christmas number 1.

UK Top Ten – Christmas 1985​

Position	Song / Artist	Notes
1	Merry Christmas Everyone – Shakin’ Stevens	Official Christmas No. 1 of 1985
2	Saving All My Love for You – Whitney Houston	Her first UK No. 1 single
3	Do They Know It’s Christmas? – Band Aid	Re‑entered the charts from 1984, still hugely popular
4	West End Girls – Pet Shop Boys	Breakthrough hit, later a No. 1
5	Walking in the Air – Aled Jones	From The Snowman, seasonal favourite
6	Last Christmas / Everything She Wants – Wham!	Double A‑side, perennial festive hit
7	Separate Lives – Phil Collins & Marilyn Martin	From White Nights soundtrack
8	I’m Your Man – Wham!	Recent chart‑topper, still in Top 10
9	See the Day – Dee C. Lee	Soul ballad, George Michael’s tip for success
10	Dress You Up – Madonna	From Like a Virgin, one of her many 1985 Top 10s

(Haha 10 years ago Merry Christmas Everyone was my form/tutor group's Christmas song )

and occasionally longs to go back to that futuristic year (but not for the hair/hairspray haha)

The DeLorean is ready anyhow

Spoiler: Outside her castle: looks like this was real, don't think it was Enya's car though haha

 

[Bypass]

Enya has been diagnosed as Chinese

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has decided (on page 83 ) that she prefers 1983.

It was her first full solo career year too.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya Just read Moopy and declared "what a bunch of pansies"

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya just read the iPlayer and realised she's on the Christmas 1988 TOTP episode tonight

BBC Two - Top of the Pops, 1988 Christmas Special

With Pet Shop Boys, Cliff Richard and Enya.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has blocked the producers of Stranger Things from using her music, as she would not like to see a surge in streams due to some American teen drama series.
The exception would be if Colleen Fitzpatrick (the Netflix music executive aka Ms Vitamin C) also includes one of her songs in an upcoming season.

 

[Shoat]

QUITE

Enya MUCH prefers that her surges in streams come from soundtracking TERRORIST ATTACKS and PERIODS OF NATIONAL MOURNING

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya randomly had Boys by Sabrina in her head earlier, admitting she was cute (despite avoiding her on TOTP).

The reason Enya avoided Sabrina back then was obviously related to the controversy regarding the slightly revealing music video. That Aitken guy in SAW can get lost though.
From a little visit to Sabrina Salerno's (hugely popular) Instagram, and actually reading rather than gawking, she can see the lady has taste

Spoiler: she likes her emojis 😁

and no matter her looks, had it hard in the past year, and in childhood.

 

[disneyteletubby]

And regarding Cliff, I never knew/saw that he presented Enya with a pretty treble clef shaped World Music Award in 1992 until today...!

Enya would've given a kiss to Cliff but something told her otherwise. It was both out of humility for a childhood icon and the knowledge of being in the presence of the most consistently low-libido entertainer in the industry.

 

[Bypass]

Enyas favourite Spice Girl is Lenny Henry

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has plopped.

 

[Bypass]

Enya resents assertions that she is charitable.

 

[Bypass]

Enya is a cigarette

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is retraining as a bridge.

 

[Shirley]

Enya has decided to put on 20 stone so that she can go shopping without being recognized and photographed and avoid internet gays speculating about the contents of her handbag

 

[Bypass]

Enya was in an open relationship with a coffee table for most of 1997

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is open to lovers of all species.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is having a Dick Van Dyke centenary party and she is dressed as Mary Poppins.

I dressed as Mary Poppins for a dress-up disco on a school residential trip when I was 14 and won best dressed girl (no prize, just on stage haha :-)

 

[Bypass]

Enya has had a lovely Saturday afternoon wanking off all the reindeer at her local garden centre.

 

[Bypass]

Enya will not eat food that has been prepared by "foreign" hands

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has just woven a swastika tapestry.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has a swastika shaped anus

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya wants the Strictly winner to be the first lesbian or first Asian woman to play a lesbian in an interracial relationship, nothing less
(She would've wanted the Billy Elliot-eque Lewis Cope to win, but that idea's over).

 

[disneyteletubby]

As for the younger George Clarke, she envisions him (at some point after Strictly 2025 and the tour) to be like the late Björn Andrésen (also Enya still watches Death in Venice and prefers the composer guy) coming back and being like "they objectified me" then laughing it off instead of being gloomy about it.

 

[Bypass]

Enya was the Icebergs stunt double in Titanic

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya wants to have a word with Siobhán McSweeney.

(there's even more than these )

Enya is considering it though.

 

[Bypass]

Enya has sold her openly gay horse and purchased a closeted lesbian Ostrich

 

[Bypass]

Enya recognizes Bruce Springsteen as a state.

 

[Bypass]

Enya regrets not purchasing LaToya Jackson when she had the chance.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya looks back at some of her photos from the early 2000s and thinks "god, I do look skinny there" but the recent photos shared of dear LaToya are on a whole other level.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya says she wants to see Tommy Robinson and JK Rowling on The Traitors.

 

[disneyteletubby]

She would gladly murder them if so.

 

[disneyteletubby]

If Enya is going on Celebrity Traitors Ireland (and is a Traitor) she wants to murder Aisling Bea.
Enya, Cillian Murphy and Pauline McLynn would be a fun trio of Traitors.