Speculate Wildly About Enya (8 Viewers)

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Enya would also like to interact more with singer-songwriter Loah, and old favourites with some sense like her first songwriter, Charlie McGettigan.

 

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This may sound nonsensical, but one of Enya's fashion icons since the '70s has been Kris Jenner. She wasn't invited to her 70th birthday (not that she'd really want to be in the house of the Amazon guy in the company of US-residing icons, let alone with someone who rivals her iconic-ness)

Spoiler: What a stunning un-70s 1977 photo 😃⛵✨

(Haha someone on the Irish server of MovieStarPlanet mistook Enya as seen in Caribbean Blue for Kris Jenner now/2020s :-D)

 

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Enya would say that this semi-final has been the best in Strictly history.

Last night Enya dreamt of presenting Strictly with Graham Norton and the whole show moving from Elstree to Donnybrook.

 

[Bypass]

Enyas ostrich has escaped. It was last seen running down the high street wearing a barrister wig and covered in shit. Enya is furious.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has escaped from speculation.

 

[Shirley]

Enya collects photos of quinsies. She has a whole wall dedicated to them.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is considering another Reddit AMA, with the postscript: "Please don't ask if I've retired, nor about the new album (it's happening, I just don't know when). GRMA "

 

[Bypass]

Enyas ostrich has been declared legally dead.

 

[Shoat]

A lonely Enya has built a life-size replica of Andrew Linehan made up entirely of giblets.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has recently summoned Nicky and Roma's son-in-law to be an occasional fact verifier/theory debunker on the subreddit r/Enya, as she knows of users speculating wildly.

Partially true

 

[GNL]

Enya has turned read receipts off on WhatsApp so she doesn't have to respond to Florence and the Machine's frequent messages.

 

[Bypass]

Enya would like to open a bakery

 

[Agneeta]

Enya would like to wake and bake

 

[Bypass]

Enya has closed the bakery - sex trafficking apparently

 

[Bypass]

Enya has loaned Adam Rickets pet ox to the hospice.

You will all be hospiced, soon.

 

[Bypass]

Enyas favourite wife of Henry VIII was Katherine Howard

 

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Enya has left her WhatsApp status as "Nollaig Shona Duit " since the upload on YouTube (27th November).

 

[Shirley]

Enya believes that JANET JACKSON is her NEMESIS and that the world will end if they ever meet

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya has celebrated the birthday of an Enya 'wannabe' (that I've somehow not mentioned here despite knowing of her for a few years, rather strong Enya-ness) and an Enya predecessor today (16th December). They are namely Hana Magimel (daughter of Juliette Binoche and Benoît Magimel, she's also in the film industry) and the esteemed author Jane Austen.

 

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And tomorrow she will be reflecting on her kindest brother's passing, of course. ♡

Spoiler: Sweet but kind of haunting clip circa 2004, Enya's brother Leon and his daughter Anna (she posted this a few months before he passed away) 🥲

 

[Bypass]

Enya will be releasing a book consisting entirely of pictures of dogs having sex.

 

[Bypass]

She´s prolapsed again dears.

 

[GNL]

The Environment Agency have written an open letter to Enya after she replaced all the toilets in her castle with medieval style hole-in-the-floor latrines.

 

[Bypass]

Enya is moving to Kenya

 

[Bypass]

Kenya has removed Enya

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has bankrupted Kenya, in the style of Mansa Musa.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya is musing on the fact that her last public photo in 2021, and probably for 2025, was in mourning.

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya once had a lesbian affair with Anthea Turner

 

[Agneeta]

Enya's ostrich is ready for love.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya isn't into bestiality, thanks very much but will sleep with the cats, of course.

 

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Enya speculates that The Man With the Yellow Hat in Curious George is the monkey's parent, though.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya isn't into bestiality, thanks very much but will sleep with the cats, of course.

Who mentioned bestiality recently?

 

[Agneeta]

I'm glad you know about animal fucking though. Bodil Joensen would be proud.

 

[Shirley]

Enya simply can't decide WHAT to STUFF HER TURKEY with. The OPTIONS are ENDLESS

 

[Inner Smile]

^ Enya has opted for rat droppings

 

[Inner Smile]

Enya isn't into bestiality, thanks very much

Who knows what goes on behind closed doors?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya was bemused by the stool sample discussion yesterday

She is probably lactose intolerance and the Dairy Milk chocolates aren't exactly helping.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya will be fisting the Christmas Turkey.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Enya would say her top 3 Enya albums (ignored this time ) are Watermark, A Day Without Rain and "erm.. I'm not sure of the third" ♡


Enya would like more interviewers like her (I still can't find her name, useless GPT)

 

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Enya imagines if she'd have got married ("the most horrific thing that could happen" as she said in 1991) it would've ended like newsreader Lauren Taylor, a fairly irrelevant event to her career (and thankfully just this article) where they make it look like the married guy and his affair were justified.