Speculate Wildly About Enya (4 Viewers)

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Enya has discovered that no one on Moopy gives a fuck about "Roma" or "Ryan" and never wants to hear about them ever again.

 

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Ahem

82. Roma Ryan

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a nomination for Roma Ryan

Enya ensures you'll be hearing more from Roma, whether snobby Moopy members (not those quoted) like it or not.

 

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Enya is hoping that whenever Roma leaves (assuming oneself is still here) an Enya song or two might climb the charts.

 

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Enya is looking forward to seeing Cloud Dancer clothes next year.
(Though it looks like she was 10 years early if not 38 years early with Orinoco Flow)

 

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Enya is Arctic Fox

(Maybe not, but I hope whoever is sings nicely! )
Edit: they are a male person haha

 

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Enya is (probably) not schizotypal, but came across this 2001 passage from the DSM, and wondered if Ms. G was based on some media perception of her. ️

Spoiler: Some case study from DSM-IV-TR shared on Reddit

 

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However, Enya doesn't do hand-me-downs with clothing (except for her mother's gloves, but that's an accessory, and so is her grandmother's ring)

 

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Enya was watching the 20th anniversary special of Homes Under The Hammer and is reminiscing how cute and silly people and presenters were, back in 2005.

 

[Agneeta]

Enya is masturbating a panda.

 

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Enya's very happy for Meera Syal, that she's being made a dame
Also for Claudia's MBE but she should've got it earlier
Regarding Sarina Weigman being made an honorary dame, Enya supposes she should've been made one by now, too.

 

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Enya is wishing her sister in Australia by video call fireworks in the background cutting the sound up

 

[Agneeta]

Enya has just followed through on purpose.

 

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Enya is having her last cup of tea of 2025.

 

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She hopes to spend 2026, the same way she spent this year - felching.

 

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Enya enjoyed the harbour's fireworks display, and was just half-watching the piano marathon (on Jools Holland's Hootenanny).

 

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Enya mentioned in the late '80s that Jasper Conran is one of her favourite designers ️ and thanks to his party hat tease at Madonna on the aforementioned show, she might go back to him for some outfits in 2026.

 

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Enya was going to put the 30 Hits of 1988 show on, but remembered she's probably not in this one/not a conventional hit. She is sailing away to bed soon ️

 

[Finn]

As part of New Year New Me, Enya has signed up for Step Aerobics and Islamic State

 

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Enya finished watching the Vienna New Year's concert a few minutes ago
She would consider going to the venue one year, but bets it'll be impossible not to be caught on camera at the event (loads of random people chatting or yawning between performances )

 

[Agneeta]

Enya started the fire in Switzerland. She's quite open about it, saying "I fucking hate young people and I hate the Swiss. Also fuck skiing".

 

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Enya has a feeling that the Enya-verse (if it can be called that ) will finally learn about Roma Ryan, her maiden surname Forbes (no relation to the website haha) and more about her from before she even knew of Eithne and the late Nicky Ryan, all those years ago...

 

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Enya is a bit nostalgic for when she won so many awards in the early 2000s, but kind of glad she doesn't have to attend so many events anymore.

She is grateful for the 7 World Music Awards, but supposes that if the WMAs lasted a couple of years longer (up to 2016 instead of 2014, to cover her last Enya trio album) she'd have got the Legend award. (More deserved than Ricky Martin living la vida loca for sure.)

 

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If she were to win more awards at something like the Grammys, Academy Awards, or the BRITs, Enya would like to mention online chat forums and communities who celebrate Enya, in her speech(es).

 

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Enya has randomly revisited the story of Margorie McCall (also McCat? ) and feels a bit haunted by it now, but she might go with Roma to visit her grave.

 

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Enya also misses when her account on Twitter (when it was called that) had a blue tick because she was a notable figure, not paying for the recognition (which she will never do).
She may abandon the account altogether (maybe already has done ) but will kickstart the YouTube videos later on in the year.

 

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Enya kind of wants to sail away to the Orinoco river and take over Venezuela instead.

 

[Shoat]

Enya has lost interest in Venezuela after learning that their oil reserves were not in fact Oil of Olay.

 

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Enya is considering beginning a perfume line. Instead of the floaty, watery connotations people speak of here she wants the first perfume to be a little musky, a unisex one.
(And for its look/aesthetic to be based on this photoshoot, from 1986 or '87 )

Spoiler

I think the photographer/silkscreen artist for all of these was Russell Young (b. 1959). He did loads of famous people's photos, wow. Maybe one day I'll ask for a quote on one of these Enya pictures.

 

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Enya is loosely based on true story

 

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Tonight Matthew, Enya is going to be Shannon Matthews

 

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Enya was born without a rectum

 

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When Enya was born she was 2cm in length

 

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Enya was not photographed much when she was a baby (probably had more photos as a boy-babe).

 

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Enya has been colonized

 

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Enya is taking down her smaller Christmas trees, and taking out her felt-tips to doodle one like here.

 

[Bypass]

Enya is under strict orders not to contact Pam St Clement unless Pam initiates contact first

 

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Enya was almost going to add two guys called Alan (to the list of "people in the public eye who may be leaving us this year :") but realised one will probably be a centenarian.
The other is her favourite English gardener; she would like another cosy interview before he eventually bids adieu.

 

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Enya used to be drawn to Sean Young's character Rachael from Blade Runner (Roma was a bigger fan though) but Ana de Armas (who appeared in Blade Runner 2049, and alongside Keanu Reeves in some Ballerina film this year) has proven way more likeable.

I've only just heard of these two women today though I saw Young in the Ace Ventura: Pet Detective film ages ago. Ana has a nice speaking voice; I could see her playing late '90s Enya in a biopic. ♡

Spoiler: Roma being a Ridley Scott fan, plus other Enya song dedications pre-Dark Sky Island

 

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Enya's not impressed (re Shirley Ballas) but is intrigued/honoured by most of the others

Spoiler: Mistaken for Kris by an Irish user on MSP game haha

with envy
(I vaguely remember the Kylie perfume but didn't know it came with a CD Enya should do that)

 

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Though Enya has no idea who Arctic Fox on The Masked Singer is, possibly a drag queen, she is taking some interior inspiration from that VT