Kiss of the Spider Woman (2025).
Fell asleep halfway through, but have now just finished. Don't expect a camp classic. J-Lo is the strongest thing about this, which is also a shame as her voice conveys so little and it amounts to something unforgivably drab and at best average. She worked best expressively in short moments of pouting "not now". The sets needed more aplomb, even if simply in terms of how they were shot. I adored the throwback to those massive MGM backdrops, the satanic sex carnival homage to Gene and Mitzi in Les Girls (1957) and to many of those films aiming to forge relations between the US and South America that we got in the era being evoked. The jungle driving of course mimicking it being a contemporary film and how it would have looked, but instead just looked cheap, and ultimately we were denied a web set peice to truly be worthy of a climatic entanglement (it looked like something Cher would have done as a number in the 70s - better!) The cell scenes didn't do much for me, probably due to the fact that the actor playing Valentin reminded me of the Summer Heights High guy.
I give it a C.