ASFXMAS 2025 - The Results - Tonight 8pm

[dmlaw]

Welcome to your glittering results show. I wouldn't touch the mince pies. They've been in the cupboard since last year.

 

[Agneeta]

Excited for this, despite knowing the scores, but thrilled for the two contestants that turn up.

 

[Agneeta]

@Berly @BoysForSeles @ButterTarts We Have Heard On High @Chill AdvICED 🥶❄️☃️ @GALA @I wish I had a jiva I could skate away on @Indie nuclear fallout zone @Joseph @Kate Maids a-Milking @Let dis Teletubby rejoice and sing 🎶😇🎄 @MerReet Christmas Everyone @rhythmbaubles @Santadonicus 🎅 @The Most Musical Time of the Year @Tonight thank God it's Ag instead of you @We Tisch You a Merry Christmas @Hosanna in excelsjyxz @Marina SaTinsel & Spite ✨😒

 

[ButterTart]

I’m here and just being carried away by the excitement of it all

 

[dmlaw]

More than two people will turn up. They aren't monsters.

 

[ButterTart]

There’s quite a few in the ever-misleading list of users who are viewing this thread.

 

[ButterTart]

Thread’s live, lads. Don’t say ho, ho or ho.

 

[dmlaw]

OK. Let's find out who are the HoHoHos and who are just Hos.

 

[ButterTart]

As long as I’m not last I won’t be converting to Jehovah

 

[dmlaw]

19th Edward Furlong - It's Christmas Time @I wish I had a jiva I could skate away on

3 POINTS

3 - Indie

 

[ButterTart]

I’m truly astonished it even did that well

 

[dmlaw]

As such, @Suomi keeps his record of least successful unpenalised ASFM entry, having received 1 point after sending Love Is Forever by Leonora.

 

[Sardonicus]

3 POINTS TOO MANY!

 

[BoysForSeles]

I thought Denise Welch had last place sewn up.

 

[dmlaw]

I thought Denise Welch had last place sewn up.

TWO PEOPLE tried to send that Dense Wench song.

 

[ButterTart]

TWO PEOPLE tried to send that Dense Wench song.

Multiple people trying to enter Denise Welch. Just like the Soldier Soldier wrap parties.

 

[ButterTart]

Dense Wench

Also at Dense Wench

 

[jivafox]

Robbed

 

[ButterTart]

Robbed

It was almost hypnotically atrocious.

 

[dmlaw]

18th Denise Welch - Slayyy Bells @Berly

12 POINTS

5 - Sardonicus
3 - Disneyteletubby
2 - rhythmbandit, Tisch

 

[Tisch]

Thread’s live, lads. Don’t say ho, ho or ho.

Hoe

 

[jivafox]

I can also confirm I was the other Denise Welch entry

 

[dmlaw]

The other person who tried to send Slayyy Bells was @I wish I had a jiva I could skate away on and you will notice that he is conspicuously absent from the list of voters.

 

[ButterTart]

18th Denise Welch - Slayyy Bells @Berly

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12 POINTS

5 - Sardonicus
3 - Disneyteletubby
2 - rhythmbandit, Tisch

This is no way to treat a non-binary icon though

 

[ButterTart]

I can also confirm I was the other Denise Welch entry

How sweet of you to admit to a thing like that

 

[jivafox]

The other person who tried to send Slayyy Bells was @I wish I had a jiva I could skate away on and you will notice that he is conspicuously absent from the list of voters.

Pure spite of course

 

[dmlaw]

17th Sarah Reeves - Feelin' Like Christmas @We Tisch You a Merry Christmas

38 POINTS

8 - Berly, Marina Salty
6 - Rita
5 - Joseph. rhythmbandit
4 - jyxz
1 - BoysForSeles, GALA

 

[dmlaw]

I was extremely amused to have a pea themed avatar and song from different people.

 

[ButterTart]

I was extremely amused to have a pea themed avatar and song from different people.

Didn't even clock that

 

[ButterTart]

Quite a jump in points between 18th and 17th

 

[Agneeta]

Quite a jump in points between 18th and 17th

The points spread is quite mad.

 

[dmlaw]

16th Hans - Camp As Christmas @Hosanna in excelsjyxz

41 POINTS (0 12s)

10 - Ag
7 - rhythmbandit
6 - Berly
5 - Disneyteletubby
4 - jivafox, Music
2 - Joseph
1 - Ill Advised, Sardonicus, Tisch

 

[BoysForSeles]

I gave Sarah Reeves a one, a generous one admittedly.

 

[Tisch]

Quite a jump in points between 18th and 17th

Taking that as a win!

 

[ButterTart]

16th Hans - Camp As Christmas @Hosanna in excelsjyxz

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41 POINTS (0 12s)

10 - Ag
7 - rhythmbandit
6 - Berly
5 - Disneyteletubby
4 - jivafox, Music
2 - Joseph
1 - Ill Advised, Sardonicus, Tisch

Oh, Paddy off Emmerdale.

 

[dmlaw]

These lucky devils are in our FESTIVE top 15.

@BoysForSeles @ButterTarts We Have Heard On High @Chill AdvICED 🥶❄️☃️ @dmclaus @GALA @Indie nuclear fallout zone @Joseph @Kate Maids a-Milking @Let dis Teletubby rejoice and sing 🎶😇🎄 @MerReet Christmas Everyone @rhythmbandit? Omg I know him! @Santadonicus 🎅 @The Most Musical Time of the Year @Tonight thank God it's Ag instead of you @Marina SaTinsel & Spite ✨😒

 

[ButterTart]

Isn't @Hosanna in excelsjyxz our incumbent winner, too?

 

[Agneeta]

Excited to see who sent the groundbreaking A.I. entry.

 

[dmlaw]

I gave Sarah Reeves a one, a generous one admittedly.

I'd have probably given her one too, but that doesn't mean I'm voting for her song.

 

[dmlaw]

15th Lorraine Bowen - Christmas Number One @Let dis Teletubby rejoice and sing 🎶😇🎄

41 POINTS (2 12s)

12 - Berly. jivafox
7 - Music
6 - Kate
3 - GALA
1 - Joseph