ASFXMAS 2025 - The Results - Tonight 8pm

[Agneeta]

@Tonight thank God it's Ag instead of you

The spreadsheet is also missing BoysForSeles' five and six points. Could you tell me what they were and I'll pop them in?

Fuck. Sent.

 

[Rita]

6th Anette Olzon - Vintersjal @ButterTarts We Have Heard On High

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91 POINTS

12 - Ag, ButterTart
10 - Disneyteletubby, Ill Advised, Tisch
8 - dmlaw, Rita
7 - Berly, Indie
6 - jivafox
5 - GALA
3 - BoysForSeles, Marina Salty
1 - Kate, Music

How can butter tart give his own song a 12 or am I getting delirious again?

 

[ButterTart]

Lads, if I came last and all this is to soften the blow then please just tell me.

 

[Marina Salty]

This is the most iconic results delivery

 

[Agneeta]

How can butter tart give his own song a 12 or am I getting delirious again?

We're on it.

 

[dmlaw]

How can butter tart give his own song a 12 or am I getting delirious again?

He didn't. It was wrong on the spreadsheet. I've corrected the points but forgot to take him out of the list at the bottom.

 

[Agneeta]

I had no good excuse.

 

[Rita]

That is fine. I thought the little scamp was trying to pull a fast one. NOT ON MY WATCH.

 

[Joseph]

This is a XMAS scandal

What Would Kylie Do

 

[jivafox]

 

[dmlaw]

RIGHT. Six more points for @Santadonicus 🎅 who still comes 11th, but now only because he got one fewer 12 than BoysForSeles.

Five points to a yet to be revealed song.

 

[dmlaw]

We shall now proceed with revealing the 5th, 3rd, 2nd and 1st place finishers, which is the usual way that these things are done.

 

[Agneeta]

Jesus I am sorry.

 

[dmlaw]

5th Sparks - When Do I Get To Sing 'My Way' @GALA

92 POINTS

12 - Disneyteletubby, Kate, Marina Salty
8 - BoysForSeles, Sardonicus, Tisch
7 - ButterTart, jyxz
6 - Ill Advised
4 - Rita
3 - dmlaw, Music
2 - Indie

 

[straightorbroken]

#5? Gross!

 

[Rita]

Rig it so I win!! My CHEAP ASS CROWN IS RIDDLED WITH RUST!!

 

[Joseph]

Jesus I am sorry.

Santa Furlong forgives

 

[dmlaw]

Jesus I am sorry.

It's easy enough to do. I should have checked the spreadsheet more closely before the show.

 

[dmlaw]

So, almost certainly your top three finishers...

@MerReet Christmas Everyone @The Most Musical Time of the Year @Tonight thank God it's Ag instead of you

 

[ButterTart]

Okay, I honestly thought @Tonight thank God it's Ag instead of you had sent Sparks.

 

[Agneeta]

Okay, I honestly thought @Tonight thank God it's Ag instead of you had sent Sparks.

I don't reheat old meat.

 

[Rita]

Rig it so I win!! My CHEAP ASS CROWN IS RIDDLED WITH RUST!!

My ASFM one I may add.

 

[Rita]

YES! I HAVE WON BEFORE!!

 

[dmlaw]

And the remaining songs, in alphabetical order...

Bananarama - Baby It's Christmas
chy deep - Santa is a DJ
SOFI TUKKER & Holzblaser - Carol Von Holz

 

[Agneeta]

All previous winners I believe.

 

[ButterTart]

Also knowing I’d slept on Carol Von Holz for ages and now somebody else is doing better than me with it… I am dressed as an elf and have had a terrible night.

 

[BoysForSeles]

YES! I HAVE WON BEFORE!!

Don’t forget Dance Anthems winner too my love a history of success.

 

[dmlaw]

All previous winners I believe.

Actually this is @The Most Musical Time of the Year's first top three finish.

 

[Music]

All previous winners I believe.

I have never won!

 

[Rita]

I have never won!

 

[Agneeta]

Actually this is @The Most Musical Time of the Year's first top three finish.

Blimey. In my head they're a consistent high placer.

 

[dmlaw]

3rd SOFI TUKKER & Holzblaser - Carol Von Holz @The Most Musical Time of the Year

100 POINTS

12 - BoysForSeles, ButterTart, GALA, Ill Advised, jyxz
8 - Indie
7 - Ag, dmlaw, Joseph
5 - Rita
3 - Berly, Tisch

 

[Music]

So close, yet so far. At least I won with my KYLIE CHRISTMAS NUMBER ONE avatar

 

[Agneeta]

It's between you and me!

 

[Music]

Also knowing I’d slept on Carol Von Holz for ages and now somebody else is doing better than me with it… I am dressed as an elf and have had a terrible night.

GREAT TASTE!

 

[Rita]

WHAT THE FUCKKKKK

 

[Agneeta]

He's CHECKING IT TWICE

 

[dmlaw]

2nd chy deep - Santa is a DJ @MerReet Christmas Everyone

103 POINTS

12 - Ag, Joseph, Music, Tisch
10 - ButterTart
8 - GALA, Ill Advised
5 - BoysForSeles, dmlaw, jivafox, Marina Salty
4 - Indie
3 - rhythmbandit
2 - Sardonicus

 

[Joseph]

2nd chy deep - Santa is a DJ @MerReet Christmas Everyone

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103 POINTS

12 - Ag, Joseph, Music, Tisch
10 - ButterTart
8 - GALA, Ill Advised
5 - BoysForSeles, dmlaw, jivafox, Marina Salty
4 - Indie
3 - rhythmbandit
2 - Sardonicus

TUNE

 

[dmlaw]

1st Bananarama - Baby It's Christmas @Tonight thank God it's Ag instead of you

140 POINTS

12 - BoysForSeles,Disneyteletubby, Ill Advised, jivafox, Joseph, jyxz, Music
10 - GALA, Rita, sardonicus
8 - ButterTart
6 - Tisch
5 - Kate
4 - Berly
2 - dmlaw
1 - Indie