HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISSY SPACEK (ALSO IT'S CHRISTMAS)

[ButterTart]

Merry Christmas, Mopsy! Blessings of the Christ Child be unto you.

 

[Star]

5:45 am we managed till.

 

[Lucille]

Hope you all get MONGE!

 

[Penelope]

Hope you all get MONGE!

A FAMILY VARIETY PACK

 

[jivafox]

Merry Christmas you cunts xxx

 

[Santaliger007]

Wowzers wubs carrie ever said merry chrimbo


Brown ligers kool is

 

[Indie]

Happy christmas to everyone except those who don't celebrate Christmas because you hate presents and turkey xx

 

[Lucille]

Dad can’t wait to sing Fairytale of New York at the family karaoke party tomorrow.

 

[Star]

Also good news, I won the lottery last night!

 

[Shirley]

Morning girls! I blew up the INFLATABLE MATTRESS and squashed it into the third bedroom and actually got a good night's sleep. I'm up and the LIGHTS ARE ON as is the CHRISTMAS TABLECLOTH. The phone beeps and I think YES! MY FRIENDS AND RELATIVES HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT ME!

It's a CREDIT CARD STATEMENT from the BANK

MERRY CHRISTMAS

 

[jivafox]

My nephews are officially grown up. One of them has had a massage gun and one of those little mallets you use to kill fish. Very @Rachey coded.

 

[Star]

Morning girls! I blew up the INFLATABLE MATTRESS and squashed it into the third bedroom and actually got a good night's sleep. I'm up and the LIGHTS ARE ON as is the CHRISTMAS TABLECLOTH. The phone beeps and I think YES! MY FRIENDS AND RELATIVES HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT ME!

It's a CREDIT CARD STATEMENT from the BANK

MERRY CHRISTMAS

Mr Star has had the lurgy so I've been on the z bed on the floor too and it's actually been quite nice

 

[AlgoAlex]

Git woken up at ten to 8 by nephews (4 and 6) which is much later than feared

Merry Christmas Moopy !

 

[Doris]

5:45 am we managed till.

The wee shits NEXT DOOR woke me up at 5.53am

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve been up for three hours and so far only WooferTart has opened a present

 

[Rachey]

Mr Star has had the lurgy so I've been on the z bed on the floor too and it's actually been quite nice

I always make Mandy sleep on the sofa if she's poorly or drunk. I have the best sleep when I have the bed to myself.

 

[Agneeta]

Happy Christmas to you all!

 

[big ron]

Is it time to start drinking?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've started my day very festively.

Cleaning up after a cat with the runs

 

[octophone]

Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, Happy Bonus Holiday Thursday to everyone else.

 

[Soldi]

Is it time to start drinking?

Yes

 

[octophone]

It the UK, it is culturally acceptable to drink at any time on Christmas Day but not to be truly leathered until after dinner.

 

[jivafox]

I’m one bottle of prosecco down

 

[Inner Smile]

Merry Christmas all xxx

 

[Inner Smile]

I’m one bottle of prosecco down

That's my line

 

[Sardonicus]

Merry Christmas Moopers, Christmas cheer to you all

 

[Lucille]

No booze until lunch apparently.

 

[Music]

Merry Christmas! It's absolutely time to crack open the champs

 

[Agneeta]

Time to crack open the crack.

 

[lolly]

MERRY CHRISTMAS MOOPY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNIE LENNOX

I hope you understand me

 

[lolly]

Amazed I managed until 10.30 before opening the sherry

 

[Soldi]

Was slightly hungover but a glass of Bucks Fizz and a sausage and bacon sandwich has seen to that.

 

[octophone]

Time to crack open the crack.

 

[octophone]

I'm listening to carols again - think it's the same CD as Ag mentioned - 25 songs, sung by King's College, Cambridge. Dunno why I have such a thing for that this year.

 

[lolly]

There's a whole raft of 70s and 80s Christmas TOTP on iPlayer we've been watching this morning

 

[Tisch]

Taking advantage of not having to drive this year and have already had a nice strong BUCKS FIZZ but that was the end of the prosecco and somehow WINE at 10:45 feels wrong, so might crack into the SHERRY

 

[Jark]

merry christmas from a quite unhinged GRINCH CÉLINE

 

[lolly]

 

[GNL]

Merry Christmas.

What seasonings does Enya use on her Christmas dinner?

Spoiler

Only thyme

 

[Lucille]

Dad’s listening to an AI Christmas playlist.