The Traitors (UK) S04E03 - LIVE TONIGHT BBC1 7:45pm

[ZenGiraffe]

Starting the thread early to remind everyone this STARTS EARLIER tonight

 

[Lucille]

 

[jivafox]

It’s a longer episode tonight too isn’t it?

WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN

 

[Lucille]

20 minute Jack shower interlude or Hugo jiggling his breasts please.

 

[Tisch]

The Secret Traitor is revealed somehow SURELY. And I think I've sussed it.

Spoiler

 

[ZenGiraffe]

FORTY FIVE (45) MINUTE WARNING

 

[Lucille]

Hi girls.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I still think Romesh Ranganathan is terribly miscast for this

 

[Lucille]

Will they do the unthinkable and kill a WHITE MAN?

 

[Sardonicus]

FETCHING striped sweater on DCI Lesbian

 

[FetchFugly]

Nervously blinking tough tempered steel.

 

[FetchFugly]

FETCHING striped sweater on DCI Lesbian

One collar in, one out though.

 

[GNL]

I just know Jade turns up to every meeting with her personal tutor with a complaint about ANXIETY.

 

[Lucille]

Rachael distracting everyone with her STATEMENT EARRINGS!

 

[FetchFugly]

BYE BEN

 

[Lucille]

The GRAMPUSSY is gone!

 

[Sardonicus]

Bottom of everyone's shag rank & now BOOTED OUT

 

[GNL]

At least he can comfort himself with a good shag... Oh...

 

[Agneeta]

Thank God, hated him.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Good riddance

 

[Sheena]

Not the gays getting rid of the not very attractive old man…

 

[Agneeta]

Omg

 

[FetchFugly]

Rachael's stinkface at Hugo's big speech

 

[ZenGiraffe]

From Hugo by the end of the series please

 

[ZenGiraffe]

DCI Lesbian having SPORT WITHDRAWALS

 

[Sheena]

NOT THE LEZ HEADING STRAIGHT FOR A POOL CUE

 

[FetchFugly]

And collaring that unsuspecting young man.

 

[Lucille]

And collaring that unsuspecting young man.

With just half a collar.

 

[Sheena]

The absolute LOLs of Stephen going home now, this early, would be too much to handle

 

[GNL]

Bless DCI Lesbian helping out these simple minded rubes.

 

[Sheena]

Who is this BITCH banging on about our Hugo?

NOW, I bet SHE’S a fucking Tory.

 

[Lucille]

We can’t lose Hugo so soon!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Harriet is giving SECRET TRAITOR here

 

[Sardonicus]

Harriet is giving SECRET TRAITOR here

I think the lack of confessionals from Harriet is another hint it's her.

 

[Lucille]

Head of Comms, you know everyone at her company HATES HER!

 

[FetchFugly]

Of course Sam is narrating this task.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BEGUILING

 

[Lucille]

More amazed a 22 year old knows the teenage mutant ninja turtles than 4 renaissance artists.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That "Ohhh" from Welsh lady is my new favourite thing ever

 

[Lucille]

YES!