BROOKLYN PELTZ VS THE BECKHAMS

Sorry but WTF was David Beckham doing at Davos?

Clearly the (DECADES of begging for that) knighthood he was just awarded was not enough for his ego.
 
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Poor Nicole, it's not easy being the daughter in law. You've got to deal with things like the MIL taking your first dance, or wearing the same colour as you on both your wedding days... :eyes:
 
it's certainly looking like it would've been more appropriate for Vic to wear BLACK
 
Let’s hope she has a sense of humour and leans into it during her solo segment with a catwalk stomp to the wedding march at the next Spice Girls reunion
 
This whole story leaves me feeling rather cold. I don't have strong feelings about anyone involved, most the memes are a skip and a hop away from the Erika Kirk memes, which were much more on the nose and funny. It's just rather sad, and without a video of the wedding dance, who gives a shit?
 
Also Brooklyn needs to stop squinting in every photo. He really is astonishingly sexless.
 
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I guess I'm going to have look up Loose Women on ITV catch up to catch this historic overshare. I'll bet Colleen must have been furious that her planned Daz doorstep brand anecdote would have been instantly upstaged.
 
Fearing the worst for Brook Lynn Peltz now he's broken free of the brand to focus on his career as a photographer chef trophy husband. Stop, slow down, take a deep breath has luckily always been a maxim of mine.
 
when can we expect some polling to gauge public sentiment on this?
 
The wedding DJ has spoken out and backed Brooklyn's version.

Although it sounds like it's actually the evil Marc Anthony who has destroyed the family :D



[Lifted from the BBC]

"The next minute, everyone was expecting it to be Nicola to go up and do the first dance," he said.

The US singer then called for "the most beautiful woman in the room" to join Brooklyn - before saying Victoria's name instead of Nicola's," Marnoch claimed.

This led to the bride running out of the room in tears, he added.
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I would like to hear of more terrible singers destroying powerful families. Could it have been Ricky Martin who told Meghan Markle that the Duchess of Evilshire called her a cunt?
 
Anyway, when my older brother got married against my mum’s wishes she stopped the reception to make a speech about it, and it began:

“I didn’t agree to this wedding. I didn’t think it was right. But we are all here. And so I, like you, must carry on…”

It was incredible :disco:
 
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