BROOKLYN PELTZ VS THE BECKHAMS

Suomi said:
Anyway, when my older brother got married against my mum’s wishes she stopped the reception to make a speech about it, and it began:

“I didn’t agree to this wedding. I didn’t think it was right. But we are all here. And so I, like you, must carry on…”

It was incredible :disco:
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I WISH my mum had done that! Amazing.

I have a better wedding story from someone I know though. My mum’s friend’s daughter who I knew since she was 3.

In 2021 she got married. 3 days before the wedding, her fiancé walked in on her having sex with another man. They talked it out apparently and the wedding went ahead, but he did it purely to announce to the whole wedding party what had happened in front of absolutely everyone, asking for an annulment on the spot!
 
The wife is a straight White woman on her wedding day being told in front of everyone that her mother-in-law is prettier than her. It's calculated af and Victoria knew what she was doing.
 
VoR said:
This cute stunt by 17 gays is currently TOP BREAKING NEWS on the Guardian :D

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Victoria Beckham tops UK singles sales chart as fans show support over Brooklyn feud

Not Such an Innocent Girl makes No 1 for single sales and downloads, after revelations about family rift
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I will die if this turns it into an actual hit.
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The song has made No 1 on two fringe charts, the Official Singles Sales chart and the Official Download chart, but has not cracked the primary Top 100, which combines streams and sales to determine chart placings.

Not this single FLOPPING AGAIN.
 
Burning up the US charts and the album is on sale lol
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Odd that Out Of Your Mind doesn't pull into her artist page. She is credited for it on the Truesteppers page.

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Suomi said:
Anyway, when my older brother got married against my mum’s wishes she stopped the reception to make a speech about it, and it began:

“I didn’t agree to this wedding. I didn’t think it was right. But we are all here. And so I, like you, must carry on…”

It was incredible :disco:
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Oh reminds me how one of my school friends was friends with your brother and asked how did I know you. I think I mumbled something about DANNII MINOGUE
 
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Suomi said:
Anyway, when my older brother got married against my mum’s wishes she stopped the reception to make a speech about it, and it began:

“I didn’t agree to this wedding. I didn’t think it was right. But we are all here. And so I, like you, must carry on…”

It was incredible :disco:
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I think it's time for me to break the silence about your behaviour at my wedding. Watch out for my tiktok post tomorrow.
 
I gotta give it to Mel Beh really; out of all the girls, I thought she would be the most likely to encourage her kids to become entitled nepobabies. I like how Emma and Mel C have been the most vocal about keeping their kids away from the spotlight, and rightly so.
 
Bluebell does not require celebrity for her future role as Geru's admin assistant / lady-in-waiting / ghostwriter of the Urethra Lavender books.


I'm not surprised Mel B hasn't pushed nepotism. No way is anybody getting airs and graces and fancy ideas of becoming Ladies and Lords in the Beh household, whilst their mother is yelling about dildos and sniffing her fingers.
 
Sadly I think we've established the HARRASSED and BELEAGURED Brooklyn is Saffy, and the evil Marc Anthony is his Patsy. Anna Wintour is Bubble.
 
Do their children all know each other?? Do they have cliques? Who hosts Spice Girls sink listens?
 
Pipo said:
I gotta give it to Mel Beh really; out of all the girls, I thought she would be the most likely to encourage her kids to become entitled nepobabies. I like how Emma and Mel C have been the most vocal about keeping their kids away from the spotlight, and rightly so.
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Phoenix was on something a while back that I am racking my brains to remember what it was and I am just not getting there. 🤔
 
Mel dragged her on to GOGGLEBOX. That isn’t what I am thinking of though.
 
Love how Bluey-Madge is galivanting around with a glass of Rosé!
 
I thought it was white and just reflecting off the DÉCOR which Beau has so meticulously decided to MATCH
 
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