Melodifestivalen 2026: Deltävling One (Linköping)

[Tisch]

Our 3-9 demographic has gone

1. Grezcula
2. Junior Lerin
3. A*Teens

Think I'm okay with this

 

[dUb]

The dark-haired A*Teen girl really went for it with the hair flip moment.

 

[Sheena]

it was a fairly terrible heat

 

[Sheena]

LINA!

 

[Sheena]

SDF!!!

 

[dUb]

I like the i-conic arm choregraphy. What a lovely POP PACKAGE it is!

 

[Tisch]

Some of y'all have short memories. Remember that one mama completely bombing? Tone coming back with a whimper? That weird song with the setting of a house? This was in no way a bad first heat compared to recent ones

 

[Soldi]

OH FUCK OFF

 

[dUb]

What's the word they said before each song that wasn't MELODI? Sounded like Breedog.

 

[VoR]

Ugh, I sense disaster looming for A*Teens.

 

[dUb]

Hate this prick

 

[Sheena]

Ugh, I sense disaster looming for A*Teens.

Surely not? I mean, against that field?

 

[ButterTart]

Remember that one mama completely bombing?

I have fond memories of lying to her at Naalen that the song had been a hit in the UK because she was very clearly gutted at it flopping.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Ugh, I sense disaster looming for A*Teens.

Was a bit Alcazar from Temu - sorry!

 

[Apoca]

Ugh, I sense disaster looming for A*Teens.

Easily second.

Also, we’re still doing reprises from the green room? Dire.

 

[ButterTart]

This Grezcula song is one I'm happy to listen to on Spotify but I really don't ever want to witness him croaking and gurning his way through it ever again.

 

[dUb]

Yeah Iconic has to be safely through SURELY

 

[Tisch]

I have fond memories of lying to her at Naalen that the song had been a hit in the UK because she was very clearly gutted at it flopping.

Some say to this day she's still googling the UK hot underground viral dance tracks chart archive

 

[Apoca]

This Grezcula song is one I'm happy to listen to on Spotify but I really don't ever want to witness him croaking and gurning his way through it ever again.

“Half Of Me” aka Grezcula fighting a losing battle against twink death.

Good song on Spotify though, I agree. It’s catchy as crabs.

 

[ButterTart]

If Junior doesn't make AC then I've lost all faith in Sweden as a society.

 

[Sheena]

Was a bit Alcazar from Temu - sorry!

I’m not in disagreement with this, but still, against THAT field? I mean, OFF KEY SKYFALL?

 

[Tisch]

If Junior doesn't make AC then I've lost all faith in Sweden as a society.

According to the new system, we'll NEVER KNOW

 

[ButterTart]

Graham Norton namedrop?

 

[Tetris-Rock]

I’m not in disagreement with this, but still, against THAT field? I mean, OFF KEY SKYFALL?

Sorry darling i’m a sucker for STRINGS

 

[dUb]

What's the word they said before each song that wasn't MELODI? Sounded like Breedog.

Ok it was bidrag, meaning contribution/entry. I prefer melodi. Stop changing things

 

[VoR]

I genuinely thought that was SAMANTHA FOX for a second!

 

[Agneeta]

Ooh Sam Fox. I like her rockier stuff.

 

[Sheena]

I genuinely thought that was SAMANTHA FOX for a second!

Mr Sheena just said EXACTLY the same thing

 

[Tisch]

Kamikaze Life was a low key DIAMOND from last year's final though (in a not even thought about it since March kinda way)

 

[Suomi]

A*Teens are SAILING THROUGH

 

[Apoca]

Kamikaze Life was a low key DIAMOND from last year's final though (in a not even thought about it since March kinda way)

Yeah, the kind you bury again the MOMENT you’ve dug it up.

 

[Agneeta]

I did just cackle at her appearing in the wall.

 

[Tisch]

Yeah, the kind you bury again the MOMENT you’ve dug it up.

Well yes

 

[D5K]

Hang on, they decided this format didn’t have enough small talk so they’ve added another ten minutes of it onto the end of the show?!

 

[D5K]

Justice 4 Salt and Pepper

 

[Sheena]

TELL ME THEY DIDN’T JUST BRING UP SALT AND PEPPER

 

[ButterTart]

It's been ELEVEN AND A HALF HOURS since the last song was on.

 

[D5K]

I can only assume this is sidesplittingingly hilarious if you understand Swedish.

 

[Sheena]

How the hell is this STILL going on!?!

 

[Agneeta]

It's ONE HOUR FORTY guys.