Milano Cortina 2026

[Agneeta]

The "disruptive" French pair. Hmmm.

Well, it's an amazing routine. Shame about their off-rink choices.

Which are?

 

[Finn]

I loved the overshadowed Brit couple who danced to Freedom by George Michael

 

[Agneeta]

This 90s disco is horse shit.

 

[Lucille]

Prison for the sound engineer.

 

[Agneeta]

Oh Lithuania NOT Right Said Fred

 

[Agneeta]

When I was young ice skating was performed to classical music not this tawdry rubbish.

FREE MARY WHITEHOUSE

 

[straightorbroken]

Which are?

His former skating partner accuses him of abusive behaviour, worst example being threatening to end their partnership when she wanted to take action against a coach raping her. His ex partner claims he was abusive and lost his job because of it.

Her current boyfriend and ex skating partner is accused of sexual malconduct and is banned (I think it may have been overturned though).

I only got told this yesterday but I've double checked in case I'm way off.

 

[straightorbroken]

Lady LTU coach has a touch of Sharon Osbourne to her.

 

[Agneeta]

Lady LTU coach has a touch of Sharon Osbourne to her.

And Vicky McClure

 

[straightorbroken]

Sadly this La Bouche moment doesn't get going. I was very excited when it began at the Europeans.

 

[Agneeta]

LA BOUCHE

 

[straightorbroken]

The sound was not like this for the teams and solo stuff. It's intolerable.

 

[straightorbroken]

I think I could use some crystal right now. Meth.

 

[Agneeta]

Boring skating but absolute bangers.

 

[straightorbroken]

A couple did Freed From Desire at the Europeans. That also didn't match the music, but still, what a thrill to live your best life like that to 90s dance.

 

[Lucille]

The sound was not like this for the teams and solo stuff. It's intolerable.

It’s so distracting! What did they to?

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh I loved that Mylène Farmer woman.

 

[Finn]

When I wikipedia a male figure skater and he's heterosexual, I'm absolutely furious

 

[Lucille]

Oh this Canadian guy follows my insta!

 

[Agneeta]

Oh this Canadian guy follows my insta!

While he's on the continent, get those DMs in.

 

[straightorbroken]

The armpits.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

I would’ve preferred to see their BJÖRK themed dance.

 

[Lucille]

Although not on that sound system actually.

 

[Agneeta]

I hope these girls find husbands. All this time spent with homosexuals just gives them false expectations.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Nice Spice Girls medley

 

[Agneeta]

This Spice Girls routine is really good!

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

BIG GAY GASP!

 

[Agneeta]

What a BLAST!

 

[straightorbroken]

Best of the 3 times I've seen them do that.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh what a shame. They definitely won't stay 3rd tonight.

 

[Lucille]

BOOOO

 

[Agneeta]

BLAME BREXIT

 

[Ellie]

They deserved so much better. The actual dancing fit the music so well compared to others.

 

[Ellie]

Not impressed with this Italian couple dancing to Backstreet Boys and dressed like American cheerleaders. Where’s the Italian pride?

 

[straightorbroken]

Shame the Italian pair haven't dived into the pit of Italian 90s dance: Gala, Alexia and Simone Jay could have been quite the medley of local hits.

 

[Finn]

I didn't think the Brits were as good as the others tbh. Make me an Olympic judge already

 

[straightorbroken]

Well serves them right for not doing Larger Than Life.

 

[Ellie]

Oh I love this Lenny Kravitz medley!