EastEnders 2026 (2 Viewers)

[Agneeta]

Ravi should be on Celebrity Gladiators next with his Samson bod there.

He should be on OnlyFans

 

[supermassive]

The actress and Jasmine's storyline..just abysmal The drunk acting was beyond cliche spoof today.

I wonder if she moved the video of her being responsible for murder to her hidden folder.

 

[Star]

Funny enough I thought it was her when it all first happened.

 

[supermassive]

Another child that I forgot existed

 

[Inner Smile]

I think Max will be married to Cindy

 

[Inner Smile]

Another child that I forgot existed

Can see myself shooting a few loads out for him

 

[Rita]

Was he not played by someone else before?

 

[Ellie]

Was he not played by someone else before?

Apparently that actor is currently in Emmerdale.

 

[Rita]

OMG ITS JOE TATE!!

 

[Inner Smile]

I can't be bothered with Jasmine, lock her up with Zoe and throw away the key

 

[supermassive]

Why are we in a Sharon recession

 

[Star]

I can't be bothered with Jasmine, lock her up with Zoe and throw away the key

Yeah she was annoying tonight

 

[Star]

Probably another Branning?

Mark Jr then!

 

[Star]

Oh poor Vicky, that was not nice

 

[Halli]

poor NIGE

 

[Inner Smile]

Surely "Bea" and "Honey" has been done deliberately?

 

[Ellie]

Surely "Bea" and "Honey" has been done deliberately?

I won’t be satisfied until Bea goes full on psycho and Honey walks in to Billie Piper’s Honey to the Bee playing on loop at the boutique hotel.

 

[Inner Smile]

I do love the boutique hotel Dying to book a room

 

[Inner Smile]

Honey must be the only character that has never done anything wrong over the years

 

[Agneeta]

How awful that Ravi's shirt was just TORN OPEN

 

[Inner Smile]

Ravi is god

 

[supermassive]

 

[rhythmbandit]

Spoiler

Chrissie

is absolutely fantastic in tonight's episodes.

 

[Ellie]

Bea’s crochet of Max’s head

 

[supermassive]

She was ready to make history

 

[Halli]

I'm coming round to BEA. She's unhinged and slightly fabulous.

Need to catch up on yesterdays - i think Chrissie makes another appearance? In other news, Jake Moon has not aged as bad as I thought he would in 20 years, he looked old THEN.

 

[Halli]

Spoiler

Chrissie

is absolutely fantastic in tonight's episodes.

Oooh

 

[Agneeta]

Yes Chrissie was wonderful last night. I felt rather spoilt having that wonderfully camp scene with her and Kat.

 

[supermassive]

I love Bea, it's almost like having Jill Tyrell on the square

 

[Agneeta]

I HATE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE PLACE

 

[rhythmbandit]

If Grant is back then surely Nigel's death will coincide.

 

[Halli]

Yeah, I reckon he's back for that then tie on a few other bits

 

[supermassive]

Maybe there's a leather jacket store in Walford so he can get one that fits.

 

[Ellie]

Any news on Letitia Dean?

 

[Agneeta]

Spoiler: Another returnee

 

[Shoat]

Spoiler

I wonder if they'll pick up where they left off last time, and characterise her as just Clare from Hollyoaks.

 

[Agneeta]

Spoiler

I wonder if they'll pick up where they left off last time, and characterise her as just Clare from Hollyoaks.

I was wondering that. They have advantage of her now being a proper adult, in a similar way to the brilliant Vicky rewrite.

 

[rhythmbandit]

 

[supermassive]

We need an Eastenders press release drinking game

"a short stint"
"Send shockwaves throughout the square"

 

[Halli]

What about DEBBIE?