Melodifestivalen 2026: Deltävling Three (Kristianstad)

[ButterTart]

Oh Patrick, everything about you is just fundamentally detestable.

 

[Tisch]

Is putting Patrick Jean on as number 1 some subtle shade to this moment?

 

[win_the_game]

THIS is the one you lot were hyping up?

 

[Agneeta]

Everything just sounds like Suno these days.

Honestly I've made almost identical tracks.

 

[ButterTart]

FREE THE PERSPEX PRISONERS

 

[Agneeta]

It does slap a bit.

 

[FetchFugly]

Not a bad voice but not an especially pleasant one.

 

[AlgoAlex]

How cruel, people trapped in a box and he just stands on it

 

[win_the_game]

He's a bit to STATIC for this. Not exactly a natural mover.

 

[Tisch]

Songtext: Melanie Wehbe, AI

 

[Soldi]

It’s Dizzy without the gay orgy.

 

[Agneeta]

He's a bit to STATIC for this. Not exactly a natural mover.

He's having his Haddaway moment.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Loved the recorded version, this is still good but not blowing me away

 

[FetchFugly]

They should have set the dancers free earlier.

 

[AlgoAlex]

It’s Dizzy without the gay orgy.

And a better singer and song

 

[Agneeta]

Not one would I accept in grandfather porn.

 

[auretz]

He thinks it’s The Code meets Wasted Love but it’s more Dizzy meets Strobe Lights. I like it

 

[win_the_game]

This lot look like a parade of sex offenders.

 

[Agneeta]

This lot look like a parade of sex offenders.

RELEASE THE FILES!

 

[ButterTart]

Why is Keith Lemon in this band, may I ask? And why does the intro sound misleadingly like Baba O'Riley?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ButterTart must be made to answer for their crimes

 

[Agneeta]

Hell, but in a bad way.

 

[win_the_game]

@ButterTart must be made to answer for their crimes

BAN HIM

 

[ButterTart]

I hate speaking ill of guitars but I don't even get what this one is supposed to be. Is it a joke entry?

I'm not claiming responsibility for this one, lads.

 

[dUb]

I’m glad they’ve gone back to saying ‘melodi’ in the intro to each song

That was a bit wonky by Patrik, kinda tentative or something. It does slap though.

 

[Soldi]

To think this was the favourite until about a week ago

 

[ZenGiraffe]

To think this was the favourite until about a week ago

It was!?!?!?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Could they not have got this shit out of the way first ?

 

[win_the_game]

I'm not claiming responsibility for this one, lads.

It's people like you who've championed rock for years which is why we end up with stuff like this.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m glad they’ve gone back to saying ‘melodi’ in the intro to each song

That was a bit wonky by Patrik, kinda tentative or something. It does slap though.

I think the song is fantastic, I just don't think he has the personality to do it justice. 'Looking a bit like Freddie Mercury' does not stage presence make.

 

[FetchFugly]

What was that big 'note' at the end?

Horrible.

 

[ButterTart]

It's people like you who've championed rock for years which is why we end up with stuff like this.

This is the first miss in many years of successes. Without me you'd never have got Runaways, 1000 Miles or that one time Charlotte had a go on a guitar.

 

[ButterTart]

The girls have been at the Ozempic, I see.

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh not a bench, this does not bode well.

 

[ButterTart]

You can always tell when an act is either cannon fodder or Victor Crone because they style them like absolute shit.

 

[RobBot]

The verses to this are like identical to A Thousand Years by Christina Perri.

Medina can not come fast enough x

 

[Tisch]

Waste of a spot What's the POINT?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Wow she's making the most of that pole as a prop

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hateful.

 

[Agneeta]

Pleasant shit.