The 2026 Winter Olympics HOT MEN thread

[Finn]

We made it to day 9 without one of these. Probs coz they wear more clothes at the Winter games?

I'll start with the Skeleton silver prince (and East-London-coded hipster) who captured our hearts in the main thread, Germany's Axel Jungk

 

[straightorbroken]

Sticking with Germans. Their bobsleigh team.

But let's diversify. Here's the USA team:

 

[Agneeta]

Can we not just have an Axel Jungk forum?

He's changing pop culture. There are discussions about toxic masculinity. Straight women love to watch him have sex! There are sold out Axel Jungk shows in London as we speak. Axel Jungk is getting major fashion ambassadorships. You might not like it, and I accept that - but let's try and be in 2026.

 

[Agneeta]

But let's diversify. Here's the USA team:

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[straightorbroken]

This man in the Swiss curling team (live on iPlayer) is taking my fancy:

 

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Dakota Lynch (yes I'm in the lpsg thread for bobsleigh men).

 

[Lucille]

Why do the German Bobsleighers have no BODY HAIR? Does it make them more AERO-DYNAMIC?

 

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Nikita Volodin (Russian skater representing Germany in the pairs)

 

[ILL ADVISED]

We made it to day 9 without one of these. Probs coz they wear more clothes at the Winter games?

I'll start with the Skeleton silver prince (and East-London-coded hipster) who captured our hearts in the main thread, Germany's Axel Jungk

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I’m hoping he’s at Darklands

 

[PercyPig]

Why do the German Bobsleighers have no BODY HAIR? Does it make them more AERO-DYNAMIC?

Shame about the lack of BUSH

 

[Joseph]

 

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Not quite the 4 man Bob yet, but 2 man Bob is at 9am. And I wish it were a drill..

 

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Edit: wrong thread both posts.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

The cubby guy with glasses in the Norwegian curling team is a YES from me

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[straightorbroken]

Guy on the left. Think they were one of those luge pairs (German of course).

 

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This Dutch guy also a dish (he races in a few days time, 1500m).

 

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USA curler Ben Richardson (live on BBC Extra if interested).

 

[ILL ADVISED]

USA curler Ben Richardson (live on BBC Extra if interested).

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I was just about to post the same picture!

Cute

 

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I was just about to post the same picture!

Cute

He has a twitch on his right eye. Just adds to it really.

 

[Joseph]

USA curler Ben Richardson (live on BBC Extra if interested).

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He has “bear mouth”

 

[straightorbroken]

More Kjeld.

 

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He's a total baiter so there's more where this came from.

 

[Agneeta]

 

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Antoine Gélinas-Beaulieu Canadian speed skater.

Him and Axel Jungk together. My goodness.

 

[funky]

Sticking with Germans. Their bobsleigh team.

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Fuck that one on the left is my ex's doppleganger, FREAKY. Although he was Columbian not German, and he didn't do bobsleigh, and he didn't have a body like that.

 

[straightorbroken]

Definitely making my grindr text "looking for bobsleigh bod" when next visiting Germany.

 

[straightorbroken]

More ass though? Joep Wennemars again.

Netherlands grindr text will be "looking for speedskater ass".

 

[Agneeta]

The Winter Olympics is such a treat for tops.

 

[Joseph]

I really want to fly to Olympic Village and eat all the asses

 

[Agneeta]

It's HUNGER INDUCING.

 

[straightorbroken]

Edit: oops, they're not winter olympians. Wrestlers.

 

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GB bobsleigh:

 

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Oh god I'm stuck watching reels (don't help):

 

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I want some Sebas for dinner. Just look what's on the menu.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Scott Meenagh, Scottish Biathlete

 

[Lucille]

You’re telling me this athlete is bi?

 

[straightorbroken]

Never seen him on grindr.

 

[funky]

I would bi him dinner if he ever wanted to drop bi.

 

[Apoca]

Of course.