Rate these Pop Toilet songs #3

[K.C.]

I tried with this one.

00 Vengaboys - "1999 (Wanna Go Back)"
00 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - "I Don't Care"
00 The Chainsmokers - "#SELFIE"
00 Helena Paparizou - "Love Me Crazy"
00 Nicki French - "Haunted Heart"
00 La Toya Jackson - "Starting Over"
00 Sophie Ellis Bextor - "Make a Scene"

 

[Shoat]

Now I'm not disputing it's utter PISSDRIVEL

But why on earth is there a UK #1 shart single from two artists who both had #1 albums only last year in the toilet?

Is Taylor Swift going to appear in the next batch?

 

[K.C.]

Now I'm not disputing it's utter PISSDRIVEL

But why on earth is there a UK #1 shart single from two artists who both had #1 albums only last year in the toilet?

Is Taylor Swift going to appear in the next batch?

Best not to question the pop toilet! I'm only working with what it gives me.

 

[K.C.]

05 Vengaboys - "1999 (Wanna Go Back)"
01 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - "I Don't Care"
04 The Chainsmokers - "#SELFIE"
04 Helena Paparizou - "Love Me Crazy"
00 Nicki French - "Haunted Heart"
08 La Toya Jackson - "Starting Over"
07 Sophie Ellis Bextor - "Make a Scene"

 

[funky]

-1 Vengaboys - "1999 (Wanna Go Back)"
-1 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - "I Don't Care"
-1 The Chainsmokers - "#SELFIE"
?? Helena Paparizou - "Love Me Crazy"
?? Nicki French - "Haunted Heart"
?? La Toya Jackson - "Starting Over"
?? Sophie Ellis Bextor - "Make a Scene"

 

[funky]

MORE PLEASE

 

[Joseph]

02 Vengaboys - "1999 (Wanna Go Back)"
00 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - "I Don't Care"
09 The Chainsmokers - "#SELFIE"
08 Helena Paparizou - "Love Me Crazy"
05 Nicki French - "Haunted Heart"
07 La Toya Jackson - "Starting Over"
08 Sophie Ellis Bextor - "Make a Scene"

 

[Shoat]

03 Vengaboys
02 Sheeran & Bieber
00 Chainsmokers
13 Nicki French
?? La Toya
07 SEB

What is a Helena Paparazzi?

 

[K.C.]

The LaToya Jackson song is strangely good

 

[Pipo]

00 Vengaboys - "1999 (Wanna Go Back)"
-11 Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber - "I Don't Care"
02 The Chainsmokers - "#SELFIE"
?? Helena Paparizou - "Love Me Crazy"
?? Nicki French - "Haunted Heart"
02 La Toya Jackson - "Starting Over"
05 Sophie Ellis Bextor - "Make a Scene"

 

[K.C.]

What's the Moopy lore around Nicki French again?

 

[Shoat]

Are we suggesting Nicki French is a mythical Moopy construct in the way that Faloola Chong, Kenny Clarkson, and Enya are?

 

[K.C.]

Are we suggesting Nicki French is a mythical Moopy construct in the way that Faloola Chong, Kenny Clarkson, and Enya are?

I know very little about her, but I always got the impression she was more along the lines of Lulu and Sinitta.

 

[Shoat]

Lulu is not getting 13/10s from anyone

 

[Agneeta]

Imagine comparing international super aunt to fucking Lulu.

 

[Kala]

Lulu is not getting 13/10s from anyone

To be fair, Independence is a 13/10 song. She however, is not.

 

[K.C.]

To be fair, Independence is a 13/10 song

People will be coming after you for this.