Melodifestivalen 2026: Deltävling Five (Sundsvall)

[FetchFugly]

I guess she might do well with the kids but not much of a MELODI

 

[Agneeta]

At least two of them are Joel from Eastenders.

 

[ButterTart]

At least two of them are Joel from Eastenders.

At least one is Laura Beale

 

[Agneeta]

At least one is Laura Beale

Spotted Sonia too.

 

[ButterTart]

Spotted Sonia too.

Wellard was in the last song

 

[ButterTart]

OK I fucking love this

 

[Soldi]

Were the stage crew supposed to be in shot?

 

[Kala]

I thought AleXa was fun!

 

[FetchFugly]

The vocal struggle is real and the Blackstar t-shirt a bit try hard but this is very jolly indeed.

 

[Soldi]

Ok I didn’t hate that.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

OK I fucking love this

Every now and again your heterosexuality shows and it is VILE

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve just hitched my wagon to a song without a prayer of qualifying but fuck it, that was ace.

 

[Kala]

Juliett is fine. Catchy and would definitely be played on the radio. Bit repetitive though.

 

[win_the_game]

Why is she cosplaying as Jesy Nelson?

 

[Soldi]

Don’t Stop is such a BOP

 

[ButterTart]

So cruel to remind Isa of when she used to make interesting songs before she caught that disease which turns you into a 2008 WWE diva.

 

[ButterTart]

Sanna is so gangly

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Is Sanna going to the only one to hit a note tonight?

 

[FetchFugly]

MESSY certainly covers it.

 

[win_the_game]

This performance is very Statements meets Tattoo.

Song is dire.

 

[Soldi]

Oh it’s a GEN Z STATEMENTS

 

[ButterTart]

Is Sanna going to the only one to hit a note tonight?

To be fair, Symphony is so well known we can all sing along to it competently

 

[ButterTart]

That song could have been quite good if it went somewhere

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh, the personality hire

 

[Kala]

Bladë was great. I don’t think she’s going anywhere tonight but she should be happy with that performance.

 

[RobBot]

I’m not against novelty. But I am against this - this absolutely cannot advance from tonight.

 

[ButterTart]

The most competent vocal of the night

 

[ZenGiraffe]

...

this is the best one so far

 

[Agneeta]

What is happening?

 

[ButterTart]

What is happening?

One of the Scousers off Harry Enfield is winning Melodifestivalen

 

[Agneeta]

Why are there 80s scousers performing?

 

[ButterTart]

ROTATING HAT BOX

EASILY the best so far

 

[Soldi]

Well that was disgusting.

 

[RobBot]

The song is actually catchy, it’s the default “stupid comedy” voice he’s putting on that’s spoiling it.

 

[FetchFugly]

Evil delulu 80s mullet looked terribly unsteady on his very slow roundabout.

 

[ButterTart]

The trouser game this year has been distressing.

 

[win_the_game]

ROTATING HAT BOX

EASILY the best so far

You really are a PERVERT.

 

[ButterTart]

You really are a PERVERT.

I sat through Sanremo despite years of warnings, I’d think that was a given

 

[Agneeta]

I could smell the guitar the second he came on screen.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Mum, can we have Hold Me Closer?

We have Hold Me closer at home...