A thread for just Melanie Blatt

[K.C.]

She absolutely deserves her own thread.

Anyways, BUY HER BURGERS

 

[Shoat]

Clearly the answer is cheese

Of course the only song she knows all of the words to isn't one she bloody sung on. Nevereverwhatsit

 

[Rita]

A-E-I-O-U nothing baby
Long time gone since I've been your lady
All the time that you been away
You never had nothing good to say

 

[AlgoAlex]

This still remains AMAZING
A
E
I
O
U
Nothing baby !

 

[AlgoAlex]

A-E-I-O-U nothing baby
Long time gone since I've been your lady
All the time that you been away
You never had nothing good to say

Great minds

 

[Halli]

The video brings back memories

 

[funky]

This is all well and good but did we know that her former colleagues and notably more famous but none-Burger Bar owning singing duo The Appleton Sisters currently have a new single out?

 

[K.C.]

This is all well and good but did we know that her former colleagues and notably more famous but none-Burger Bar owning singing duo The Appleton Sisters currently have a new single out?

This isn't the Appleton thread

 

[Pipo]

She's clearly a cunt but I do like her a bit

 

[funky]

This isn't the Appleton thread

Maybe someone should start a thread then?

 

[K.C.]

Maybe someone should start a thread then?

Sounds good. Let me know if you need any help!

 

[Shoat]

What's everyone's favourite Appleton?

Mine is either 5am or the city in Wisconsin.

 

[K.C.]

We really should do a comprehensive AS/Appleton rate.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh the banter she must give when you're waiting for that pink burger to turn brown. "Would you like a bit o' sauce in there? You gotta have a bit o' sauce in there." Yes Melanie, do me right with a little bit of sauce in there.

 

[Halli]

She better do an Appleton sauce with her Pork burger

 

[Pipo]

First things first: menu review. If there’s no All Saints wordplay happening, what are we even doing?
I'd like a Pure Grill combo with some War of Nuggets or try the new Never Ever (Going Vegan)

 

[K.C.]

Black Coffee (decaf only)

 

[Shoat]

First things first: menu review. If there’s no All Saints wordplay happening, what are we even doing?
I'd like a Pure Grill combo with some War of Nuggets or try the new Never Ever (Going Vegan)

Excuse me but Melanie has been very clear that she does not know of or recollect what an All Saints is or was.

Her Peri Peri Chicken Fit Burger is entirely original non-wordplay

 

[Halli]

Her fish burger sounds good. Apparently its called the all Hooked Up burger

 

[straightorbroken]

Freeze the moment with the delicious range of ice poles she keeps in a tiny freezer. Flavours are blue or red. You just need to ask her for one.

 

[cwej]

This is the best thing any All Saint ever did and I have been obsessed with it for 2 decades:

 

[ButterTart]

First things first: menu review. If there’s no All Saints wordplay happening, what are we even doing?
I'd like a Pure Grill combo with some War of Nuggets or try the new Never Ever (Going Vegan)

Sample the saintly flavours of East Asia with her exclusive Wok Steady range.

 

[ButterTart]

Or grab a cold meat sandwich to go from the Butty Call menu.

 

[cwej]

This is the best thing any All Saint ever did and I have been obsessed with it for 2 decades:

AND WHY ISNT IT ON SPOTIFY??

Its not even on the Robots soundtrack somehow

 

[Shoat]

AND WHY ISNT IT ON SPOTIFY??

Its not even on the Robots soundtrack somehow

Why would it be on Spotify?

Melanie has been very clear she is not, and never has been, part of the music industry

 

[Halli]

Mel don't do streamin' she says put ya penny where ya mouth is a buy a burger! Extra pennies for jalapenos mind! But open 24/7

 

[K.C.]

Do we get a an All Saints Stan discount?? Or will she charge us extra?

 

[Halli]

Do we get a an All Saints Stan discount?? Or will she charge us extra?

Do not mention All Saints or anything media. Or you will be ejected, Mel means Business. Mel means Burgers.

 

[K.C.]

One mention of "Appleton" and she'll spit in your burger.

 

[Halli]

Don't do her Wrong K.C, you'll regret it.

 

[Pipo]

One mention of "Appleton" and she'll spit in your burger.

WHICH ONE?

 

[Jark]

One mention of "Appleton" and she'll spit in your burger.

and never ever ask for black coffee

 

[Jark]

a few questions that I need to know - is that sesame bun bio?

 

[K.C.]

Anyone run into her in Madrid??

 

[K.C.]

Formula 1 corrupts yet another music legend

 

[Jark]

turn up early and she'll even do you a burger

 

[Pipo]

DJing? If she took requests I would certainly storm near her booth to ask for I'l Tell You What I Want What I Really Really Want

 

[funky]

DJing? If she took requests I would certainly storm near her booth to ask for I'l Tell You What I Want What I Really Really Want

Or even better

“Do you have anything by Appleton?”

 

[Shoat]

Monaco not ready for food vans

 

[K.C.]

Or even better

“Do you have anything by Appleton?”

Security!