Ladies of London reboot

[Tisch]

Well this could get confusing

 

[jivafox]

Bravo are SNAKES

 

[Music]

I don't get why Bravo doesn't show RHOLondon?

 

[jivafox]

Andy has a real bee in his bonnet about any of the franchise that isn’t done in house.

He (begrudgingly) acknowledged Melbourne eventually, purely because it became so popular online, but all the others he pays dust!

 

[Halli]

Does he know RHO Jersey existed I wonder

 

[jivafox]

Imagine the peace he has not knowing TESSA HARTMANN exists.

 

[Halli]

Oh I forgot about that MONSTER or a FAMILY!

 

[Lucille]

Girls I’m kinda loving this.

 

[Lucille]

Kimi and Martha are immediate icons I love them.

 

[Music]

This was so much better than I expected! Shame the supposed madam left after episode 2, way to make yourself look innocent

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

For those not watching Martha is basically London’s Sonja Morgan, but with a pet bird. Dirt poor aristocrat in a disgusting home, and seemingly a full time fag-hag/unashamed alcoholic.

 

[jivafox]

That's enough for me I'm in!

 

[jivafox]

Oh I see Missé has wriggled her way onto this!

 

[Lucille]

My old flatmate once had a date set-up with Mark Francois, he cancelled once he found out we lived in ISLINGTON.

 

[jivafox]

Martha is utterly genius casting. We haven’t had someone with this Grey Gardens star quality since the old RHONY days.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This has went straight to the top of my watch list, I am already obsessed with Ms. Martha and I haven't even pressed play on that tweet!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've hit play and the coming up already has me SO EXCITED

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My old flatmate once had a date set-up with Mark Francois, he cancelled once he found out we lived in ISLINGTON.

What a bullet DODGED.

There is a darkness within Mark Francois!

 

[jivafox]

 

[Lucille]

I’d happily have a whole series of Martha sobbing whilst unpacking various HATS.

 

[Lucille]

Martha: He shot him 8 times?

Kimi: WELL THERE YOU GO!

!

 

[Lucille]

I feel I connect so deeply with Martha and Kimi because they both feel like they could be side characters from ab-fab.

 

[jivafox]

The way Martha and Kimi are like ying and yang. Martha is the light and Kimi is the all encompassing darkness. I love them and they need to stay on TV forever.

 

[jivafox]

Also omg at the hitman who killed Misse's brother wearing a LATEX MASK

 

[Lucille]

The way Martha and Kimi are like ying and yang. Martha is the light and Kimi is the all encompassing darkness.

 

[jivafox]

Obsessed with Martha shopping for a car via her insta stories

 

[Lucille]

Didn’t some random man in the park pretending to be a painter steal her house keys and her deposit? Maybe as someone who used to be stalked don’t outsource this task to strangers on the internet!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

God, I don't even care if it meant moving into a disgusting hovel and having my eyes pecked out, I NEED MARTHA TO ADOPT ME IMMEDIATELY

 

[jivafox]

Just noticed Kimi’s wearing a BLACKAMOOR BROOCH in her confessional

 

[Lucille]

FFS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Just noticed Kimi’s wearing a BLACKAMOOR BROOCH in her confessional

Which is a continuity nightmare as it keeps appearing and disappearing.

Someone must have had a word!

 

[Lucille]

I’m guessing they filmed half her confessionals before noticing and asking her to remove it.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Stop shouting at my Martha, even if you are entirely right and reasonable to do so, Margo.

 

[Lucille]

She was totalling trying to pick up TRADE in the park when gave that strange man her house keys and a deposit for the painting he never did!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I know this show is for Americans (the constant explainers for BASIC PHRASES are doing my tits in) but for god sake, why are they using a Euro sign not a Pound Sign?

 

[Lucille]

Probably the same US production team who let Kimi wear a BLACKMOOR BROACH for half her confessionals.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Absolutely SCREAMING at "let's not make it into a sob story" at someone's brother being assassinated!

 

[jivafox]

 

[jivafox]

Imagine being hungover in Mark Francis’s house.