Awards Season 25-26

[VoR]

“Sean Penn couldn’t be here… or didn’t want to”

 

[Ellie]

Conan has been great. These stupid written comedy skits for the presenters have been dreadful. Kumail Nanjiani was quite funny though.

 

[Ellie]

How on Earth is Ryan Coogler from California when he sounds like Foghorn Leghorn?

 

[Ellie]

This extended In Memoriam is lovely.

 

[Ellie]

Spoke too soon. Barbra Streisand making it about herself and she sounds terrible

 

[VoR]

Barbra singing! I’m VERKLEMPT!

 

[straightorbroken]

Genuinely thought that was Wilson Phillips about to recreate their synchronised Hold On strut.

 

[Ellie]

As always, Best Sound is translated to “Loudest Film”

 

[VoR]

Gagged that the current President of the Academy is from my home town!

 

[straightorbroken]

Really wanted Demi to start by yelling "I was robbed!"

 

[Ellie]

Gagged that the current President of the Academy is from my home town!

And yet sounded a lot like Moira Rose.

 

[straightorbroken]

Omg what song is this? I'm going to pop it in my gym playlist (about to leave for just that).

Oh it's that up song. Only ever heard the chorus in Instagram stories.

 

[straightorbroken]

Couldn't tell if Gwyneth enjoyed the song, but it sure did steam my pussy.

 

[VoR]

The sound mixing has been so dogshit tonight. These K-poppers sound like they’re singing from underneath a bucket!

 

[Ellie]

Who is this silly cow on the ITV panel? No, K-Pop Demon Hunters has not resonated with absolutely everyone.

 

[Ellie]

Javier

 

[straightorbroken]

Still haven't seen it, but I did enjoy her Diane Warren bit.

 

[Ellie]

The Voice of Hind Rajab is the TRUE winner if anyone actually watched the films.

 

[straightorbroken]

The Norwegian Niles Crane is a cutie.

 

[Ellie]

Lovely and so genuine from PTA. Does not sound rehearsed at all.

 

[straightorbroken]

For a second I thought he was just a really big Xtina fan with that gum moment.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh god. I can't stand her.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

I've never liked her either

 

[straightorbroken]

Why would she say UK if she's from the Republic of Ireland?

 

[straightorbroken]

Nicole seems sloshed. My viewing highlight so far.

 

[Ellie]

A 25th Anniversary of Moulin fucking Rouge isn’t prestigious enough for a Best Picture presenter.

 

[straightorbroken]

And I've never seen that either. Kinda curious to watch it though.

 

[Ellie]

Generally pleased at the results for the major categories tonight. Would have loved a Rose Byrne upset though.

 

[Ellie]

Do you think Conan filmed a different end skit depending on what won?

 

[funky]

Gagged that the current President of the Academy is from my home town!

I just looked that up and wow Not a FAZAK GIRL!

We were born in the same hospital. Aintree Hospital was known as Fazakerly Hospital back then.

 

[Finn]

Happy for Michael B. Jordan. Have always been pro-Jessie Buckley, but the clip I've just seen of her speech was insufferable.

Miffed that Sinners lost out on Best Picture and Director, but I've avoided One Battle After Another like the plague so I'm not really qualified to have an opinion there. Everything about it screams BORING MAN FILM

 

[jivafox]

 

[Ellie]

SPOILERS FOR WEAPONS if you haven’t seen it, but I loved this opening.

 

[Debbie Jellinsky]

It's great to see so many wins for horror this year. Toni and Demi walked so Michael and Amy could run.

 

[VoR]

Best moment of the night. Teyana Taylor’s reaction, Ed Harris not being remotely surprised, THE CACKLING

 

[Finn]

 

[Jark]

Best moment of the night. Teyana Taylor’s reaction, Ed Harris not being remotely surprised, THE CACKLING

this is how I discovered Ed Harris is not dead! wow!

 

[Ellie]

Kinda glad Sean Penn wasn’t there now because he’d never have posed for this photo.

 

[lolly]

 

[Finn]

Love the tragic ending that makes it sounds like he's got no other way to contact her Estranged dad vibes

TBF I remember him and the other man judge really wanting Jessie to win over the people's princess Jodie Prenger, so he's been bigging her up from the start.