Wednesday has nae pals

[octophone]

Hello.

There's a little tension in the office today - 2 folk have fallen out and the tension is palpable.

It's brilliant and I love it.

 

[floppet]

You need to do a bit of stirring the pot then get back to us Octy!

 

[jivafox]

Good morning Moopy, the sun is out and I’ve just passed my driving test

 

[octophone]

You need to do a bit of stirring the pot then get back to us Octy!

I decided to sing cheerfully for a bit. This had the desired effect.

 

[big ron]

Fucking pooped after an intense 5 days away but I've been bang at it since 8am

 

[Kate]

Fucking pooped after an intense 5 days away but I've been bang at it since 8am

I read this as you've been pooping since 8am

 

[Kate]

Presumably due to not having had one for 5 days.

 

[big ron]

I am not a shy pooper.

 

[Joseph]

I am not a shy pooper.

 

[big ron]

Ski-Ba-Bop-Ba-Dop-Bop

 

[Rita]

@POO! To confirm.

 

[Rita]

That still tickles me, but of course our @alla’s usual nonchalance and usual CRABIT FORCEFUL RETORT just made it all the funnier.

 

[Santaliger007]

Way wy to hot better being frezing way dentist wublyyyy


Big doggyes roxs

 

[Santaliger007]

On bus tupac teeshirt dmx cap lisiong to girls aloud huhhh


Big big ligers cool

 

[Indie]

Enjoyed my day in the office today.

A sudden gas leak at about 2pm forced me to leave and head to the pub. Went back at 4pm by which time they were letting people back in for their stuff only. Good times.

 

[Soldi]

Was planning on going to the gym but given how good the weather is I’m sat in my new garden for the first time with a Kopparberg

 

[big ron]

I honestly expected to do fuck all today. VERY TIRED etc. but I've been VERY PRODUCTIVE.

 

[big ron]

Tempted to go to the pub, but it would mean I have drank for 7 consecutive days.

 

[Agneeta]

The kittens are cleaning each other. It's just so very wholesome.

 

[floppet]

Two Reform leaflets were posted through my door last night. I'm sending them back, one each in large envelopes, now with added sweary stickers from my sweary calendar, to their Freepost address.

 

[big ron]

Two Reform leaflets were posted through my door last night. I'm sending them back, one each in large envelopes, now with added sweary stickers from my sweary calendar, to their Freepost address.

Pop a free DOG EGG in each one from me.

 

[jyxz]

Today’s absolutely useless random memory taking up valuable brain space

‘UK. UK. It’s Mr Gay UK’

 

[floppet]

Pop a free DOG EGG in each one from me.

Heartbreakingly I have no dog from which to collect eggs and tortoise egg is just dried vegetable matter.

 

[lolly]

Heartbreakingly I have no dog from which to collect eggs and tortoise egg is just dried vegetable matter.

You've got a HUSBAND!

 

[octophone]

Farage deserves human poo.

 

[floppet]

You've got a HUSBAND!

There's no way I'm hanging around outside the bathroom door while he does his business!