Ladies of London reboot

Wonderful television, can it be next week already for my next hit of Martha and friends?

I need 3 episodes a week! Every week! Just give Kimi and Martha a case of Ruinart and 20 packs of Marlboro Gold and let them live stream from the GROTTAGE.
 
Kimi and Martha are clearly fountains! Misse and Margo and the etiquette one with the weird hairline are very much drains!
 
Margo deserves all that’s coming to her for making her guests wait an HOUR for a glass of wine then pulling out that pitiful (not even chilled?) bottle of rosé.
 
Kimi just tearing Margo to pieces at the fun boozy party, whilst the rest of them shrivel up and die from lack of wine in Margo’s Balamory townhouse.
 
Nobody:

Myka:

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I've dipped my toe into this and I haven't stopped thinking about that one's repulsive home with the diseased PET MAGPIE flying around shitting everywhere. I'm sure it was juxtaposed after a scene where they all discussed their titles as well. I was just starting to think how this lot seem a lot more "PROPER RICH" than the Housewives of London lot.

Also too many of them begin with M
 
Margo getting absolutely railroaded by Mark and Kimi at the garden party :disco:

Martha picking the wrong side I fear...
 
Avoided this as I was worried Amanda Cronin would hunt me down if I watched it, but this really
is fantastic television. The breaking of the fourth wall in the first two episodes as Valerie Cherish’s
Real Housewives scene in season 2 actually came
true was jaw-dropping, leaving a collection of characters who know exactly what they’re doing :disco:

Biggest hit: Margo of course, who has a real soul
Biggest flop: That pregnant woman and her dreadful husband
 
Avoided this as I was worried Amanda Cronin would hunt me down if I watched it, but this really
is fantastic television. The breaking of the fourth wall in the first two episodes as Valerie Cherish’s
Real Housewives scene in season 2 actually came
true was jaw-dropping, leaving a collection of characters who know exactly what they’re doing :disco:

Biggest hit: Margo of course, who has a real soul
Biggest flop: That pregnant woman and her dreadful husband
Oh good god, what an enormous error I’ve made here.

Biggest hit is OF COURSE Martha, who has a real soul. Margo is quite different :D

RANKING:

1. Martha - could carry a whole show on her own - very Grey Gardens

2. Misse - a good ALL-ROUNDER. Not afraid to get stuck in but also seems to be slightly more sane. She just wants to float around being hot and I feel that.

3. Kimi - quite unbelievable as a character, you would assume she’d been the product of some gay writers rather than an actual person. I feel like some even more depths of true crazy is bubbling under the surface. The Martha and Kimi duo is the best thing about the show.

4. Margo - has the potential to be a great villain but needs to get back on the booze ASAP. She got totally obliterated going up against Mark so sending Misse in as cannon fodder whilst she recuperated and re-strategised in the most recent ep was a great idea.

5. Mark - should be higher but there’s an air of sadness around him that I think is making me not look forward to his scenes, particularly in his hideous living room with all those creepy antiques and relics of the past. The wit and put-downs flow so freely that whoever raised him did a fabulous job - I haven’t met Shirley from Moopy before but he gives me strong Shirley from Moopy vibes.

6. Emma - I’m not entirely sure why she is on this as she seems like she would genuinely have too much to lose should it go wrong - and to be honest she acts like that too. The most interesting thing about her is Mark’s attempts to be best friends with her so that he can get his hands on that Longleat gold.

7. Myka - nice but what’s the point? I suppose they can’t all be insane, and she’s there for BALANCE. Bring back the bitchy best friend :disco:

8. Lottie - no but seriously why is she on this? She doesn’t even seem especially RICH and I honestly do not need airtime taken away from mad old Marta to be given to her husband or her boring unborn child.
 
Lottie seems to live in some sort of FLAT in HACKNEY.

QUELLE HORREUR!

Margo is growing on me as she plots to take down the wicked Mark Francis. Also her admitting to spending her 20s and 30s not cooking because she was ON COKE was a refreshingly honest drug revelation from a housewife.

I cackled at the clip from next week where Mark goes ‘I WILL NOT BE CALLED A FREAK’ instantly cutting to ‘HE’S A FREAK!’.
 
The fact Margo had to quit drinking because she couldn’t handle a night out with Martha :disco:
 

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