Rubbish dance songs you loved

[Inner Smile]

There is one from around 2007 which I loved and I can't find it!! There was a mixed race girl in a sailors hat, it was very cheap and all I remember was the video was very fast in the shots

 

[Inner Smile]

I also have to say I think that Stellar Project song was a cut above, it could be the video but it also felt very heart warming too

 

[wildchild]

 

[Jark]

 

[Inner Smile]

Found it! Ok so it wasn't a sailors hat just a hat haha!

 

[Inner Smile]

Yes this was very popular!

 

[Inner Smile]

 

[big ron]

Some of these offereings are far from rubbish.

 

[Inner Smile]

They are classed as rubbish to the general public, but a guilty pleasure for some

 

[big ron]

Moony - Dove was a top 10 success AND a dancefloor hit, the Full Intention remix still slaps today.

Storm - Time To Burn was the same, popular with the masses and reached #3 in the charts, but played across 'proper' clubs, not just cheesy sticky floored towny bars and discos. I was in Ibiza the year it came out and heard it everywhere.

Not sure how well The Vision did commercially, but it was probably the biggest release to come out of Nukleuz, which was a proper underground hard house/trance label. It was on loads of compilations at the time and was being played at places like Gatecrasher. Hardly rubbish.

 

[VV]

Doop - Doop

 

[Inner Smile]

Had no idea Dove was big tbh! I was quite young when it came out

 

[wildchild]

So the songs I entered are disqualified?

I’ll enter this one then:

 

[Shoat]

The PINNACLE of the genre - BILGE without any ARTISTIC MERIT that still never fails to get TITS OUT

 

[auretz]

 

[big ron]

So the songs I entered are disqualified?

I’ll enter this one then:

STRUCK OUT BY THE COURT OF BIG RON

 

[big ron]

Casual Sub can stay though, what is the lead instrument a fucking OBOE?

 

[disneyteletubby]

Haha same with Party Rock Anthem, also Gangnam Style.

 

[big ron]

Party Rock Anthem is absolutely nailed on, it's proper dog shit but also quite endearing.

 

[big ron]

Gangnam Style as well to be fair.

 

[big ron]

The PINNACLE of the genre - BILGE without any ARTISTIC MERIT that still never fails to get TITS OUT

Yeah, can't think of any other tune that peaks higher in this category. Proper landfill dance music but it does slap.

Singing CORNED BEEF to the tune also helps.

 

[VoR]

I’ve randomly been reminiscing this weekend about the mid-00s trend for putting an aggressive donk on 60s classics.

 

[Shoat]

Utterly NOTHING without the sample. But I still enjoyed greatly, and the Visions album that would follow was surprisingly ace.

 

[Pipo]

I absolutely LOVED Jakatta's American Dream and So Lonely. His remix of Posh's Let Your Head Go was a sultry banger too.

 

[funky]

I’ve randomly been reminiscing this weekend about the mid-00s trend for putting an aggressive donk on 60s classics.

 

[funky]

I absolutely LOVED Jakatta's American Dream and So Lonely. His remix of Posh's Let Your Head Go was a sultry banger too.

American Dream is NOT RUBBISH.

 

[Shirley]

What do you mean LOVED? I STILL DO

In awful news for everyone I have now discovered the JOY of EUROBEAT

 

[VV]

2 cowboys - Everybody gonfi gon

 

[big ron]

What do you mean LOVED? I STILL DO

In awful news for everyone I have now discovered the JOY of EUROBEAT

It sounds like computer game music from the 90s

 

[big ron]

Utterly NOTHING without the sample. But I still enjoyed greatly, and the Visions album that would follow was surprisingly ace.

Excluded from RUBBISH because it's a banger in (mostly) 6/4 time, which, considering the genre, is quite clever

 

[Inner Smile]

 

[Inner Smile]

Omg I absolutely loved this

 

[Inner Smile]

I would have said Deepest Blue too but they are not rubbish

 

[big ron]

Are you DYING OF DEMENTIA or something?

This wasn't and still isn't anything near rubbish.

 

[Inner Smile]

Come off it ron, these songs are only remembered by a handful of people

 

[Agneeta]

Fade is fantastic. Let's stop calling songs you like guilty pleasures. Take ownership of what you enjoy.

 

[big ron]

I've only looked at 2 videos of Fade, and they have over 1.5 million views between them.

It was massive at the time, it actually spent about 4 or 5 years being played in clubs as it was a bit of an undergorund classic before it got a mainstream release. That funky house sound was huge in the early 2000s with Hed Kandi etc. Far from an obscure unforgotten classic.

 

[Agneeta]

Fade has 34 million stream on Spotify, which isn't terrible for an underperforming 20 year old dance track. It was a staple of Hed Kandi albums and at related venues.

 

[Inner Smile]

I remember when that song came out and I don't remember it being a hit at all?

 

[big ron]

Fade has 34 million stream on Spotify, which isn't terrible for an underperforming 20 year old dance track. It was a staple of Hed Kandi albums and at related venues.

It was absolutely everywhere at the time in REAL CLUBS so far from rubbish. Whereas LMFAO wouldn't have ever graced a respectable dancefloor but is admittedly a lot of fun.