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I'm not sure if it is hayfever or the cans I downed last night as sometimes I get a runny nose from lager but not always
Saturday worries for hayfever
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floppet
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Somebody knocked on our front door at 1am this morning and woke me up. I didn't know whether I'd dreamt it so went to the top of the stairs and couldn't see anybody on the doorstep so I assumed I had. Went back to bed then Mr F messaged "it might be the fuzz and we've had a lot of devil's cabbage, don't open the door!" which set me off laughing and it took me ages to get back to sleep afterwards.
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I have some bizarre dreams, I once dreamt my dad had an ice cream van but no it was one of those shitty ford vans
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I also dreamt a giraffe, possibly @ZenGiraffe was in my house and me and the mother argued about where it would sleep and feeding it etc
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Nothing says bit too stoned like being afraid of a knock at the door then getting the giggles
Girls would you use the alternative to douching BALL you SHOVE UP YOUR ASS?
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Girls would you use the alternative to douching BALL you SHOVE UP YOUR ASS?
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I started posting a DOUCHING DEAD thread about this the other day and got distracted.
I mean, it's clever!
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There is someone living on this road that drives like a lunatic, he shoots round the corner like there is no tomorrow. If anyone was stood on the road they would have no chance. I don't wanna grass him up but feel like having a word
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